jakes penis

A penis that has claustrophobia and that goes un-erect when a condom is put on.

im sorry i can't have sex because i have jakes penis

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Jake's penis

Jake's penis is insanely small. It also goes by the name of "charlie in the tree" and only comes out at night or when aroused by a man.

"Woah - Jake's penis is out. Take the alcohol away from him please"

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the largest penis that has ever been identified.

Jim: Have you seen James Bonds Penis?
Mel: Yeah, he fucking destroyed me last night and my pussy flaps tore off.

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