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jakes penis

A penis that has claustrophobia and that goes un-erect when a condom is put on.
im sorry i can't have sex because i have jakes penis
by Alex LeBlanc January 2, 2008
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Jake's penis

Jake's penis is insanely small. It also goes by the name of "charlie in the tree" and only comes out at night or when aroused by a man.
"Woah - Jake's penis is out. Take the alcohol away from him please"
by lmaorawrXD69 February 5, 2019
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james penis

odd and sussy but not bad
sally said james penis wasnt bad
by supermangade January 17, 2022
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james bonds penis

the largest penis that has ever been identified.
Jim: Have you seen James Bonds Penis?
Mel: Yeah, he fucking destroyed me last night and my pussy flaps tore off.
by Good Man May 14, 2017
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