jake english
jake english by The Voice of Night Vale May 1, 2016
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person A: omg i cant believe jake english just had hardcore sex with my father
person B: his ass is just so fat nobody can resist him
person B: his ass is just so fat nobody can resist him
jake english by crabify October 2, 2021
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Jake English by fallguyguy November 3, 2020
Jake English
Jake English is a character from the comic Homestuck. he is a rather complex character who is a Page of hope. He wishes to be an adventuring brave man but in reality is scared, and he hurts and heavily relies on others without knowing it. he is mostly seen as the main crush for the alpha kids. especially Jane Crocker and Dirk strider.
person 1: oh Jesus I think one of the worst characters in homestuck is Jake English.
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider] and vriska Serket on the other hand-
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider] and vriska Serket on the other hand-
Jake English by Fandom Tea April 17, 2020
Jake English
person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."
Jake English by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026