When you are with other people in an enclosed place but you can not hold your poo any longer so you poo near them like an inmate would in a jail cell.
I couldn't wait any longer for the next rest stop so I had a bad case of the jailhouse poos in the car. Nobody talked to me for the rest of the trip.
by BlownerReceiver69 February 10, 2021
Jailhouse eyebrows: very sparse,thin eyebrows. Overly plucked because of too much free time while in jail.
by ChiCricket January 21, 2019
Where you drink a mystery drink made by fellow cellmates in order to receive a highly deemed item from commissary. Often a mixture of kool aid, shave cream, vaseline, shampoo, conditioner and chilli powder. Internal cleansing on a budget.
by Besu February 11, 2021
one that is heavy into god and religion only while in jail / prison but not when free on the streets.
that muthafu*** a jailhouse christain, he ain't like that on the streets! Shit he gonna get out next week and go straight to North Highlands to get high.
by catdick from da 95660 April 25, 2010
Bubba's gunna give you a jailhouse c-section.
When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.
When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.
by Mysticbucket November 4, 2012
n. While incarcerated, being sodomized by a cellmate of African origin with an erection of such extraordinary size that it tears the receiver's anal orifice, requiring stitches.
--Coined by Novawar of LifesAGlitchTV on a SC2 cast video "So Close That Kermit Arrived" 11/2/2012
--Coined by Novawar of LifesAGlitchTV on a SC2 cast video "So Close That Kermit Arrived" 11/2/2012
by skeletorfarnsworth November 3, 2012
Slang term used by jailhouse inmates to describe a medical procedure to give one's anus stitches as a result of the anal raping given by an African-American inmate, due to the size of the average African-American penis.
All credits go to NovaWar, a Starcraft 2 commentator from Life's a Glitch TV, who came up with the phrase as a joke about related topics in a game that he was commentating, titled, "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV"
The video can be found on YouTube.
All credits go to NovaWar, a Starcraft 2 commentator from Life's a Glitch TV, who came up with the phrase as a joke about related topics in a game that he was commentating, titled, "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV"
The video can be found on YouTube.
Thanks to Big Bubba giving me the raping of my life, I must now go to the infirmary to receive my Jailhouse C-Section.
by casnasty November 3, 2012