jail bate

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a deceivingly hot girl who is underage and not available for sex. if you tried to have sex with her it would send you to jail.

guy 1-"Damn man look at that girl, shes fucking mad hot."
guy 2-"Dude dont think about it, shes jail bate."

jail bate by Kev Nice March 20, 2006

jail bate

Jail BAIT for someone who can not pass a fourth grade spelling test

Did yu seey that gurl. Shee luked lyke Jail Bate!

jail bate by Go USF Bulls! July 31, 2008

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jail bate

How a super horny teenager spells jail bait cuz he's getting ready to masterBATE.

That girl was super hot. Until we found out she was 14. Jail bate gets me every time!

jail bate by Kenny The Perfect Speller April 18, 2006

jail bate

Jail-bait refers to someone, who is often promiscuous, that is under the age of consent. JAIL BATE refers to when a prisoner sticks his penis through the bars of his cell to be jerked by a prisoner in the neighboring cell. It's when hairy palms are expected and going blind is someone elses problem.

I'm in prison for messing around with jail bait, but now earn two cigarettes a day by giving jail bate to my neighbor.

jail bate by far December 27, 2007

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it's spelled jailbait

jailbate is really spelled jailbait

jailbate by WolfDemonRika March 14, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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