Girl 1 : Did you see this scene where Jackson is shirtless in a lake! He's so hot! I could never get a boyfriend who is not Jackson Whittemore.
Girl 2 : I guess you're jacksonsexual.
A strong attraction to people named "Jack". Also can be an obsession with Jacking off, or a fetish for banging halloween carved pumpkins. (Jack-o-lanterns)
"Did you see that girl? She always dates men named Jack. She's a real Jackosexual."
"Mark was humping your Jack-O-Lantern. I think he's a Jackosexual."
"Poor , poor Harry. He's such a Jackosexual, he's going to hurt himself."
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*