jackibear

the type of person u love with all ur heart, he typically resides with some people like coco or kabub, deacy weaky and others.

Look thats a wild jackibear in his own habitat

by Coco Brokly November 1, 2019

jackblarf

The most radical action it the worl it the act of picking up a freinds camera and saying jackblarf.

I just jackblarfed my freind 4 times

by Hillery-Dick Wilford July 2, 2016

Jackinar

Similar to a Webinar (seminar via the web), except while watching porn and taking care of business yourself.

:To jackoff to online videos, Powerpoints, etc

Dan: Damn, it's hard to stay awake during these webinars

Mike: Bet you wouldn’t have fallen asleep if that were a jackinar.

Dan: no , just my hand would have.

by Mealoil May 14, 2009

Jakebeard

An ideal beard, perfect and glorious in it's facial warmth and splendor

Women can't grow a Jakebeard, since they can't handle the awesome

by Nickrofuckus April 30, 2008

Jackiyar

Often a satyriasis boy; he doesn't look very hot and sexy but always has many great ideas about sexual things. Usually he's bisexual. In addition it's a persian name.

1.Hey Jackiyar, why don't you wanna sex with me? =(

2. OH man; He's so fuckin' smart, you know, Jackiyar is skillful

by Whats your story September 12, 2018

jackblarf

Jackblarfing is somthing you do to annoy your freind, what you so is pick up their phone/tablet and simpily record you saying jackblarf

Oh god my freind just jackblarfed me

by Hillery-Dick Wilford October 9, 2016

Jackbarakatitus

A mental illness that can make he/she/other tunnel visioned around Jack Barbakat. In some cases it has lead to serious injury, mental hospitalization, and rarely death.

Symptoms may include:

- Addiction to masturbating to Jack Barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day)

- Spending all of your life's saving on Jagk Merch

- Skipping school/fun activities/work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with Jack Barakat

- Continually making dick jokes/dirty jokes to be more like Jack Barakat

- Listening to Jack Barakat's laugh on Tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times

- Dying your hair black/dark brown with blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like Jack Barakat

- Always wearing Jagk Merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit)

- Stalking Jack Barakat's twitter all day

- Re-tweeting Jack Barakat's tweets (some cases people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted)

- Fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being friends/having sexual intercourse with Jack Barakat

- Planning ways to find Jack Barakat's exact where-about's (and kidnap him and keeping him in your basement; some people added)

- Obsessing over Jack Barakat's hairy legs/adam's apple

- Staring at pictures of Jack Barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear)

- Taking note of all of Jack Barakat's tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just like him

If you have any/all of these symptoms, please seek professional help immediately. Jackbarakatitus is a serious illness, and should not be joked about. It can happen to ANYONE...even bunnies...

by Sexual Seahorse December 28, 2014