jackibear
the type of person u love with all ur heart, he typically resides with some people like coco or kabub, deacy weaky and others.
jackibear by Coco Brokly November 1, 2019
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Jackinar
Similar to a Webinar (seminar via the web), except while watching porn and taking care of business yourself.
:To jackoff to online videos, Powerpoints, etc
:To jackoff to online videos, Powerpoints, etc
Jakebeard
Jakebeard by Nickrofuckus April 30, 2008
Jackiyar
Often a satyriasis boy; he doesn't look very hot and sexy but always has many great ideas about sexual things. Usually he's bisexual. In addition it's a persian name.
1.Hey Jackiyar, why don't you wanna sex with me? =(
2. OH man; He's so fuckin' smart, you know, Jackiyar is skillful
2. OH man; He's so fuckin' smart, you know, Jackiyar is skillful
Jackiyar by Whats your story September 12, 2018
Jackbarakatitus
A mental illness that can make he/she/other tunnel visioned around Jack Barbakat. In some cases it has lead to serious injury, mental hospitalization, and rarely death.
Symptoms may include:
- Addiction to masturbating to Jack Barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day)
- Spending all of your life's saving on Jagk Merch
- Skipping school/fun activities/work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with Jack Barakat
- Continually making dick jokes/dirty jokes to be more like Jack Barakat
- Listening to Jack Barakat's laugh on Tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times
- Dying your hair black/dark brown with blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like Jack Barakat
- Always wearing Jagk Merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit)
- Stalking Jack Barakat's twitter all day
- Re-tweeting Jack Barakat's tweets (some cases people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted)
- Fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being friends/having sexual intercourse with Jack Barakat
- Planning ways to find Jack Barakat's exact where-about's (and kidnap him and keeping him in your basement; some people added)
- Obsessing over Jack Barakat's hairy legs/adam's apple
- Staring at pictures of Jack Barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear)
- Taking note of all of Jack Barakat's tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just like him
Symptoms may include:
- Addiction to masturbating to Jack Barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day)
- Spending all of your life's saving on Jagk Merch
- Skipping school/fun activities/work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with Jack Barakat
- Continually making dick jokes/dirty jokes to be more like Jack Barakat
- Listening to Jack Barakat's laugh on Tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times
- Dying your hair black/dark brown with blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like Jack Barakat
- Always wearing Jagk Merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit)
- Stalking Jack Barakat's twitter all day
- Re-tweeting Jack Barakat's tweets (some cases people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted)
- Fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being friends/having sexual intercourse with Jack Barakat
- Planning ways to find Jack Barakat's exact where-about's (and kidnap him and keeping him in your basement; some people added)
- Obsessing over Jack Barakat's hairy legs/adam's apple
- Staring at pictures of Jack Barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear)
- Taking note of all of Jack Barakat's tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just like him
If you have any/all of these symptoms, please seek professional help immediately. Jackbarakatitus is a serious illness, and should not be joked about. It can happen to ANYONE...even bunnies...
Jackbarakatitus by Sexual Seahorse December 28, 2014