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Jackinar

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Similar to a Webinar (seminar via the web), except while watching porn and taking care of business yourself.

:To jackoff to online videos, Powerpoints, etc
Dan: Damn, it's hard to stay awake during these webinars

Mike: Bet you wouldn’t have fallen asleep if that were a jackinar.

Dan: no , just my hand would have.
Jackinar by Mealoil May 14, 2009
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Jackiyar • Jackinar • jackiya • Jackyard

Jackyard

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A place where you can go and jerk it with some studly lads, lasses, laxxes, and laxs. San Diego's is the most famous, although Tuscon has one that gets you abosolutely TURNT too. If you're lucky you'll meet a lonely and supreme jacker who will tell you "WELCOME to insert city here IF YA JERK IT WITH ME YA JERK IT FOR FREE", should this happen, do not refuse as you'll waste the best opportunity of your life. Most have a public restroom sign on them which lets you know you're in for one hell of a time. It's not considered cheating by almost 12% (just under 1 in 8) of people to visit a jackyard for a day or less even whilst in a committed relationship. In a Jackyard everyone is legally single.

Known in some archaic parts of Appalachia as a Goonmill, but around the world the vernacular term is Jackyard
Ex1: Person 1: Ugh where can I go jerk it with some people of questionable character?

Person 2: Under the overpass on I-95 there's one hell of a Jackyard.

Ex2: Person 1: Babe why didn't you pick up our daughter at school for three hours? She was scared out of her mind!
Person 2: You should've seen how scared I was at our town's Jackyard #8 for the past 5 hours, which just under one in eight people would NOT consider cheating!

Ex3: Person 1: WELCOME TO SAN DIEGO, IF YA JERK IT WITH ME YA JERK IT FOR FREE
Person 2: FUCK YES!!!!
Jackyard by Sneed d'Elaine May 25, 2023
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jackiya 

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jackiya is the name which was created when jack and iya had sex, they made a jackiya.

Jackiya has curly brown hair and is always laughing where it gets to the point where snot is coming out. She has a beautiful older sister and a younger cute brother. Jackiya loves the colour yellow!
Jackiya wants to marry the sun because it's yellow!
jackiya by googoo66666666666666 March 27, 2013
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Hate Sink 

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A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
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funiosity 

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The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
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Toe Rag 

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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
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