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A name used to describe any MP3 players that resemble iPods. Often half-heartedly bought and obviously shows the buyer's need for an iPod.
Guy: What kind of MP3 players IS that? Just get an iPod, don't buy an iWish.
iWish by Wingman, 1st Degree August 13, 2006

Irish Elk 

An extinct species of deer that lived during the Ice Age and was one of the largest deer that ever lived. Its body was only slightly bigger than that of the largest deer today, the moose. But its antlers were far bigger. They measured more than 11.5 feet (3.5 meters) across and were very heavy (they weighed more than a person).

As wth most deer, only the males grew antlers. They probably used their antlers to fight each other at breeding time, to take control of the herd of females.

It was also known as the Giant Deer.
Some Ice Age animals roamed the snowy grasslands, while others wandered in the woods and forests. The Irish Elk probably did both.
Irish Elk by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

Irish Life Experience 

The most amazing high school summer study abroad program in Ireland EVER! An incredible experience and four weeks of pure bliss.
The students had a blast on the Irish Life Experience.

Irish Stallion 

A term used to describe a ethnic group of men with pale gigantic penis and balls. Most having red hair and beards. But don't worry about the well endowed hammer swinging below their kilt. It runs in their jeans and shows if not tucked.
Michelle is soooo lucky that she married an Irish Stallion.

Son: Why does Mike have a little one dad.

Dad: Well son Mike is not an Irish Stallion like us.

Son: Is that why you call him Vienna?

Dad: Yes.....He admires men with long rods.

Irish Water Spaniel 

A large breed of spaniel, the oldest and rarest of them.

It has a thick, waterproof, curly liver-coloured coat which although looks similar to that of a poodle in texture, is actually very soft and fluffy.

Their most distinguishing features are their bright yellow eyes and their strange, hairless, rat-like tails. They also have webbed feet.

It is impossible to keep this dog out of the water, so don`t even try.
Person 1 - `Hey, is that a poodle?'
Person 2 - 'No, check the tail. That's an Irish Water Spaniel'
Irish Water Spaniel by Ayra April 8, 2010

Irish International School 

The Irish International School, is considered one of the most important private schools in Mexico. Only the richest in Mexico are accepted to go on to study there. It is widely recognized for its outstanding and hard working students. The students spend their whole weekends at Faces Club in which they study all night long. Irish has helped form many of their past students into great persons which are now CEO's in very big companies.
Girl 1: Who are you?
Boy: What do you mean who I am? I am not only sexy, I am also from the Irish International School.
Girl 2: Ohh, watch out. They are only good boys over there.
Boy: Do you girls want to go to Faces?
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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