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Ivory Throne

A derivation of the "ivory tower" concept, representing an absolutist monarchical version of academic or intellectual detachment. Where the ivory tower suggests a space of privileged isolation from which scholars observe society, the ivory throne implies active domination—the exercise of intellectual authority as absolute power, the treatment of one's own expertise as royal decree, and the expectation that the unwashed masses should simply accept the pronouncements from on high. The occupant of the ivory throne doesn't just study society from a distance; they rule over knowledge itself, issuing edicts about what counts as truth, who gets to speak, and which questions are even permissible. Unlike the ivory tower dweller who might be merely out of touch, the ivory throne occupant is actively hostile to challenge, treating disagreement as insurrection and alternative perspectives as treason against reason itself.
Example: "He didn't just dismiss her field as unscientific—he spoke from the Ivory Throne, declaring entire disciplines invalid with the absolute confidence of a monarch who had forgotten anyone else existed."
Ivory Throne by Dumu The Void March 14, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026