Ivanov

Bulgarian sex God. Behind his harsh exterior lies a penis of pure gold. Capable of pleasing multiple woman at the same time for hours on end

"I can't even walk right now. I hooked up with an Ivanov last night... and this morning... and 5 minutes ago"

by thelannman July 27, 2016

ivanov

Sexiest woman in this world who is smart funny and charmin very charsimatic

That gyal is such an ivanov

by izzyisasexybeast May 29, 2016

ivanov

a man who prefers cats over dogs, watches jake and logan paul unironically, loves bad rap, blames others for everything and when confronted cries like a bitch boy and complains that everybody is mean to them (even though they're the most annoying people in the world)

"damn man look at dima, hes acting like a russian ivanov"

by XFLESHIT July 14, 2017

alexander ivanov

A Russian boy who blames Asia for Russia's average penis size being small

You are such an alexander ivanov blaming the ling-lows

by faggy waggy nitty December 6, 2017

Daniel Ivanov

A Little Boy who squeaks Lounder than 20 Josh Meredith put together.

Person 1: Hello Friend
Person 2: *Uses sign Language* I Cannot Hear you i am now deaf
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I told Daniel Ivanov to shut the fuck up after he reminded the teacher about homework and he screamed

by catjpg March 13, 2021

Nikolay Ivanov

Nikolay Ivanov is the biggest blanker of all time, he blanked his fucking leg while playing footbal and he is the biggest gypsy. And he has the smallest dick possible. Don't be like him.

Nikolay Ivanov has problems with his sexuality.
Nikolay has 0 wins in FIFA.

by Nikolay Ivanov's mother November 23, 2021

Dimitar S. Ivanov

A God who walks among men, a true masterpiece in the shell of a human being.

He enjoys movies and likes siding with the morally ambiguous or just "evil" characters.

During the course of his life he has had many names. Such as Mitko which soke of his friends use, "The Wardrobe" a nickname given to him because of his big and strong body, "Milko" is what women call him because he is like chocky milk and last but not least "That dude everyone knows but no one likes".

You should be grateful to have heard of his glorious name.

"Did you hear about that guy with an awful sense of humour? I think his name starts with a D"
"Are you talking about Dimitar S. Ivanov?"
"Yes"

by Maz Chigurh November 21, 2021