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ITP
Instant Throat Punch. That feeling you get when someone says or does something so annoying or rude and you instantly want to karate chop them in the throat.
"What do you mean my prescriptions aren't ready I called them in yesterday!!"
"Sir there are no refills so we contacted your doctor."
"This is bulls××t I'm out of pills!"
BAM!! ITP
"Sir there are no refills so we contacted your doctor."
"This is bulls××t I'm out of pills!"
BAM!! ITP
ITP by WickedCowgirl1 March 3, 2017
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itp by The One and Only Emo Emu November 6, 2007
ITP
Stands for "In The Pussy." A woman you want to fuck so much, you'll take the risk of injecting semen into her. Hence, "in the pussy."
ITP by Kracky McKraken June 20, 2009