An iTard is someone that bought a Mac thinking that it would be easier to use than a PC. The problem is, the PC is not too difficult to use, the user is just too dumb to own a computer.
iTard: I just got my new iMac and it won't come on.
Tech: Did you press the power button?
iTard: Yes.
Tech: What happens when you press it?
iTard: Nothing happens. The screen stays black.
Tech: Did you plug the power cord into the wall?
iTard: Plug the what in where?
Tech: Did you press the power button?
iTard: Yes.
Tech: What happens when you press it?
iTard: Nothing happens. The screen stays black.
Tech: Did you plug the power cord into the wall?
iTard: Plug the what in where?
by C@pt October 29, 2008
by JoshuaSmith October 18, 2007
"Hey! iTard! I'm talking to you."
by nkr_1234 December 3, 2006
one who thrashes their head like a retard while listening to shitty music on their iPod in an attempt to move with the rhythm causing slight trauma to the brain, which eventually lead to brain damage.
by iTard Nano April 16, 2010
1. Yuppie losers who buy & use all the latest Apple crap, like iPhone, iPod, iPad, ad infinitum ad nauseum.
2. The Apple 'experts' working in the Apple Stores
2. The Apple 'experts' working in the Apple Stores
1. Proof of the Dumbing Down of America: all the iTards wandering through life plugged into the latest crap made by Apple
2. When I'm bored I like to go into the iStore and ask the iTards impossible questions like, "How long before this iPhone IV is obsolete?"
2. When I'm bored I like to go into the iStore and ask the iTards impossible questions like, "How long before this iPhone IV is obsolete?"
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 13, 2011
A term used to describe the late Generation y and current Gen Z kids that live in an over-simplified on-demand world of instant material, emotional and general gratification.
The oversimplification of tasks is especially relevent to what is normally something very complicated.
iTards do not have the ability to think for themselves, exhibit no problem solving skills and are unable to do anything unless it involves pressing a single large glassy button.
Google is far too complicated for the average iTard, they would rather just ask someone to find something for them.
The oversimplification of tasks is especially relevent to what is normally something very complicated.
iTards do not have the ability to think for themselves, exhibit no problem solving skills and are unable to do anything unless it involves pressing a single large glassy button.
Google is far too complicated for the average iTard, they would rather just ask someone to find something for them.
Two computer musicians, one of them is an iTard.
The normal person uses whatever software necessary to compose a song, they may spend hours or days going over the minutia to get it just right.
an iTard is unable to compose music unless they get a cracked copy of "SuperInstantMusicMaster" from their iTard friends. This, ideally, would be a software consisting of a single button that when pressed would automatically compose and save a top-10 triple platinum song for them.
The normal person uses whatever software necessary to compose a song, they may spend hours or days going over the minutia to get it just right.
an iTard is unable to compose music unless they get a cracked copy of "SuperInstantMusicMaster" from their iTard friends. This, ideally, would be a software consisting of a single button that when pressed would automatically compose and save a top-10 triple platinum song for them.
by LJCoffee April 18, 2006
by Mike Hartley April 12, 2010