it you 

A strange combination of two words of the English language. When used in the context of noodles, it signifies it is you who ordered the noodles.

Another commonplace for this word is found during intense ping pong sessions when both players don't give a shit about who is serving and just wanna go home.

Person 1: Is it my serve or yours?
Person 2: I don't fuckin' know! It you!
Person 1: You sure, I think it you.
Person 2: Na, def it you.
Person 1: Whatever, fuck you.

it you by Urazek May 6, 2018

it you 

Oof

She it you’d you.

it you by Kdndkenebejejkdidjebebd May 6, 2018

DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS

DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS is an example of an insult, and a VERY effective one at that. It effectively forces someone to do something, or else everyone will see that they have no balls, and therefore aren't MEN.

Parent - I will call Child Support if you don't stop this behavior right now. You will most likely be sent into foster care
Child - ... ... ... DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS

DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS by CockSucker9002 November 12, 2018

oh stop it you 

when a you give someone a good compliment so they say thay in stead of thank you

Him: you are so beautiful
Her: oh stop it you

oh stop it you by bigsmoker25 June 19, 2017

the thing that when you touch it you throw up 

the little red thing in the back of your throat that when you touch it you throw up

"I think I have strep throat because there are red dots on the thing that when you touch it you throw up."

the thing that when you touch it you throw up by Greg C. Z. September 20, 2007

Jam a bastard in it you crap 

Jam a bastard in it you crap! is something Mom from futurama said before slapping her son.

Mom: Jam a bastard in it you crap!
Son: Ow!

Jam a bastard in it you crap by DJ BioDiesel May 25, 2009

You Kill It You Fill It

The concept of, upon an item such as a pot of coffee or bowl of pretzels being emptied, the person who emptied said item is entrusted with the duty of replenishing the goods previously kept therein. Lazy people will not kill things if they are too lazy to fill them, and douchebags will kill them without feeling they should be bothered with refilling them.

Never trust a person who feels above this law. For Example:

(Ted and Jason are in an office setting. Both walk towards a pot of coffee.)
Ted: Mmm, I love coffee.
(Ted pours a cup of coffee, kills it, and begins to walk away.)
Jason: Ted, come on, you kill it you fill it!
Ted: Nah, I'm too big of a douchebag to make coffee.
Jason: Go die in a fire.
(Don't worry, Ted does.)

You Kill It You Fill It by Leechdemon October 9, 2006