It's not important 

A phrase used after "Don't Worry About it" when someone just won't get it, can be used in conjunction or by itself in a sentence. Can also put the word "that" in between not and important to emphasize how nonimportant it really is, because some people will just not get it.

John: Hey, when do you go to MEPS?

Cory: Don't worry about it

John :no seriously when do you have it?

Cory: it's not important, you shouldn't worry about it

It's not important by scooba5teve August 30, 2010

It might sound super duper important, but its really not 

Typically said by people of a sub-average IQ in relation to things that are indeed, rather important.

Dude 1: Hey man you should probably look at applying for some jobs?
Dude 2: It might sound super duper important, but its really not

Chick 1: Hey sis you should probably not do drugs and then drive around, the police might catch you!
Chick 2: It might sound super duper important, but its really not

It might sound super duper important, but its really not by phillforbrains May 7, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016