Israeli Handjob

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The act of rubbing cosmetic products on the hands of a prospective customer, as part of a sales pitch to convince that customer to buy the product. The practice originated from Israeli immigrants selling "sea salt" based lotions at mall Kiosks.

Person A: "Sorry I'm late.. I just got an Israeli Handjob from that girl in the food court."
Person B: "Please tell me you didn't buy those sea salts from her..."
Person A: "Hell no, I just sat there smiling while she wasted her time."

Israeli Handjob by Renegade0894 October 9, 2012

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Israeli Handjob

The act of getting a handjob from an Israeli girl in a ferris wheel while sucking on the her titties.

Sentence 1: Jason said he’s running late to work because he was busy getting an Israeli Handjob at steel pier.

Sentence 2: After giving Jason an Israeli handjob, Shira wanted to bang him because of the way he sucked her nipples.

Israeli Handjob by Johnny Utah1 July 23, 2020

israeli handjob

The act of giving a handjob to a male corpse to extract semen from it.

Shaylee Atary’s husband, Yahav, died while committing a genocide, so she tried to give him an israeli handJob to have his kids.

israeli handjob by kavehcito2 November 21, 2023

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026