the correct comeback when one male, in anger, yells out to another male, "UP YOUR ASS!"
BILL: (thinking he has the cutting remark to win the heated argument) UP YOUR ASS, CUNT!
OWEN: (knowing he has now won the argument) YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO BE!
by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008
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A response when someone uses the insult "Suck my dick, my balls etc."
person 1: I hate singing!
person 2: Cause you can't sing.
person 1: Suck my dick.
person 2: You'd like that, wouldn't you?
by elmacko April 11, 2011
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a satement after you meet someone who was built up as a larger than life mythical figure, who really looks ordinary.
I thought you'd be bigger. Gee, I've never heard that one before
by captain poopypants November 20, 2004
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When you unplug/turn off something and make it look like it isn't working and someone else rages and destroys the object, and it was just unplugged
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Phrase to indicate that a person is incredibly easily amused. Often used in the presence of children, the effect being they laugh more. However has also been proved effective on adults even if they've already heard it. Originates from a strange British family whose other phrases include as dry as a nun's gusset.
Mother: (makes appropriate amusing face)
Child: (laughs uncontrollably)
Mother: You'd laugh to see a pudding run!
Child: (more raucous laughter)
by Lonely Pigeon October 19, 2003
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A phrase used to let others know they've traded sides, i.e. committed treason. This word developed from the blockbuster motion picture 300.

The acts of treason committed by the hunchback traitor Ephialtes stem from his rejection to join the Spartan Military. His morbid anger leads him to join sides with the Persians, thus trading sides in 300.

This phrase is highly adaptable in modern day sense. Whenever someone you see commits an act of treason, betrayal, or pure stupidity, respond hastily with "I knew you'd trade in 300."
Let's say you call Shotgun and Pit steals it from you anyway. You're too borderline blackout drunk to even want to argue with Pit. So, instead of arguing with him, you simply say..."I knew you'd trade in 300."
by Lyle Kasher January 6, 2010
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