Oh you'd like that wouldn't you?

If someone says fuck you say "Oh you'd like that wouldn't you". Then the person will regret it and you would've made them embarrassed and then you have won life.

Hey you wanna here a pussy joke?

Sure

Nvm you wouldn't get it

Fuck You

Oh you'd like that wouldn't you?

*embarrassed*

by JAG SOPPAR November 12, 2021

You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.

Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

by supermadcow124 January 7, 2016

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)

a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

by brendan July 11, 2004

And might I add, you'd look good in pinstripes.

When you want to fuck a girl badly, and you let her know she'd look good naked.

M: Hey, want to go to the beach tomorrow?
F: Sure. I can't wait.
M: That's awesome. And might I add, you'd look good in pinstripes.

by DarkClent31 May 17, 2018

i think you'd leave bruises

It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.

George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.

(he = Dream)

by GeorgeIsHot July 11, 2021

YoU'd StIlL f*cK

Yeah, yeah I know what I'd fuckin do...

Bitch "YoU'd StIlL f*cK!"

Hym "It's a compulsion so how about you fuckin relax, yeah?"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023