A popular, high capacity mp3 player developed by Apple, reviled by many users of Urban Dictionary as a loathsome object of inexaustible hatred. Despite being nothing more
than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.
than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.
Husband: "Honey, I bought you an Ipod for Christmas!"
Wife: "An Ipod!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."
Wife: "An Ipod!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."
by damon666666666 April 13, 2006
terrible mp3 player marketed to ignorent people. being the only mp3 player with commercials and banner ads, people think its the only mp3 player that exists. other mp3 players that are better quality are usually half the price. for example, mp3 players by iriver and creative have features the ipod doesnt like internet radio capabilities.
person1: guess what! my ipod is busted! it keeps telling me to format it and re-upload my songs when ive done that 3 times!
person2: story of my life...
person2: story of my life...
by DJ Houzer April 10, 2005
when i first got my ipod for my birthday about 7 months ago i could honestly say i thought it was good. The only problem was the battery life- it lasted about 2 hours. However, 6 months down the line, even more problems are coming up. Battery life has decreased to about an hour, the abstard thing won't let me add new songs and has a shitload of scratches. The songs keep freezing and skipping or restarting. So now i will have 2 fork out another 200 quid 2 replace the bastard.
by Jimre™ August 9, 2005
A popular mp3 player created by apple (the computer company not apple records) witch recieves alot of criticism but manely this is only because many people dont use it properly.
the topic of little battery...: as with most rechargable batteries you need to occasionally completely run it out and leave it on charge for probably 10 hours plus (probably best idea is to put it on charge 12 hours before you get up in the morning and DONT USE IT). therefore the batterie on the next day will last as long as apple say it should.
the topic of too much space...: there are models (the ipod nano or shuffle for example) witch have little space on for the very reason that most people dont have 12 days worth of music and listen to it all (like someone like me does).
the topic of price...: basically your paying for what you get. its like anything, for example, a nice big house willcost more then a un nice small house wont it. your paying for size and quality.its a designer product of the mp3 world
and for the record of how long they last, ive had my 30 gig ipod now for about a year and a half and it hasnt failed me once because i know how to use it.
the topic of little battery...: as with most rechargable batteries you need to occasionally completely run it out and leave it on charge for probably 10 hours plus (probably best idea is to put it on charge 12 hours before you get up in the morning and DONT USE IT). therefore the batterie on the next day will last as long as apple say it should.
the topic of too much space...: there are models (the ipod nano or shuffle for example) witch have little space on for the very reason that most people dont have 12 days worth of music and listen to it all (like someone like me does).
the topic of price...: basically your paying for what you get. its like anything, for example, a nice big house willcost more then a un nice small house wont it. your paying for size and quality.its a designer product of the mp3 world
and for the record of how long they last, ive had my 30 gig ipod now for about a year and a half and it hasnt failed me once because i know how to use it.
john: my ipods stopped working
mary: how long hav eyou had it?
john: about 9 months, i suppose they all break after that time.
mary: how often do you charge it?
john: about half an hour a day
mary: you charge it too often with too little, it thinks half an hour makes it full so it leaves it as its standard batterie life.
mary: how long hav eyou had it?
john: about 9 months, i suppose they all break after that time.
mary: how often do you charge it?
john: about half an hour a day
mary: you charge it too often with too little, it thinks half an hour makes it full so it leaves it as its standard batterie life.
by Jamie Turner August 27, 2007
An expensive, overpriced, small mp3 playing device that can store a large capacity of mp3s. I'd find them useless, seeing as I can't even think of 1/10 the amount of songs you're able to put into it.
by Highly Evolved May 25, 2005
What people buy when they don't do research on mp3 players. I'll admit that it looks really cool and the Nano looks even cooler...but when you get down to it, the software is inferior and it limits the things you can do with your music. You can only sync it with itunes and that deletes songs off the ipod that aren't in itunes anymore and you can't transfer the music from the ipod to another computer.
About 90% of suburban high school students use ipods. They didn't go with what made sense, but with what was trendy...which is okay for some people.
by Casual Reader September 18, 2005
A horrible invention that lets the user run around in circles to find their mtv-endorsed favorite song of the week. High points are freezing at the best times (ie, study hall, long car rides, etc.), ugly design, and hard to use operating system.
Oh em gee, I just gawt mah IPOD and it totallli rox0rxz. Mah frendie tuld me 2 buy 1 cuz she got 1 n she luvz it! Unly pr0blem iz dat it freezzzes sumtimes, but dats okie if i can listen 2 mah favorit musixcxz! YEAH LOLZ LINDSEY ALL DA WAY
by Proud owner of a Creative Zen May 20, 2005