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I oun break 

A phrase used by individuals to describe an overwhelming level of laziness that renders them unable to perform even the simplest functions. Often used by by one that appears to be on duty (i.e., not "oun break"), whose duties include (and normally consist only of) performing mundane tasks and also possesses an unjustified feeling of entitlement.
"Can I hand you this form?"
"Sorry, I oun break."
"Can't I just physically hand this to you? All you have to do is take it from my hand and put it on your desk."
"I. Oun. Break." (note: ideal usage of "I. Oun. Break." includes use of wagging an extended index finger to emphasize each word.)
I oun break by AlwaysOunBreak January 26, 2010
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I.Oun.Gi.Fu.

"Phrase/Slang"
Spelled: I.Oun.Gi.Fu.
Sounds like: I.Own.Gi.Fuh.

Basically a shortening of "I don't give a f**k". Showing non-caring towards anything or anybody.

People seem to run words together when talking, that is what this sparked from.
Conversation:
Bro, are you really going to jump!?
I.Oun.Gi.Fu.......

Do want to go eat?
I.Oun.Gi.Fu.......

Are we going to crash this party?
Man, I.Oun.Gi.Fu.!!!
I.Oun.Gi.Fu. by Homicidle September 30, 2009
A phrase that is short for I dunno or I don't know. mostly used in confusion.
iouno by Sand-_-Monster May 2, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026