A phrase used by individuals to describe an overwhelming level of laziness that renders them unable to perform even the simplest functions. Often used by by one that appears to be on duty (i.e., not "oun break"), whose duties include (and normally consist only of) performing mundane tasks and also possesses an unjustified feeling of entitlement.
"Can I hand you this form?"
"Sorry, I oun break."
"Can't I just physically hand this to you? All you have to do is take it from my hand and put it on your desk."
"I. Oun. Break." (note: ideal usage of "I. Oun. Break." includes use of wagging an extended index finger to emphasize each word.)
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.