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Invasion of Ukraine 

Vladolf Putler/Vladimir Putin's biggest oopsie-woopsie-fucky-wucky in history. Virgin Putler is getting ROFLStomped by Chad Zelensky. Russia has lost over 200,000 men, dozens of thousands of vehicles, thousands of their soldiers are deserting, surrendering, and committing mutinies, his allies are abandoning him to the point that he's begging KIM JONG UN for help... The guy really has let himself go. This is after the 600th day of a 3 day war. Russia really had no idea what they got themselves into. They lost their flagship Moskva, they lost a submarine, a landing ship, the security of their precious Sevastopol port, and their Kinzhal Hypersonic Wünderwaffe missile shot down, having Ukrainian farmers stealing their tanks... Russia is pathetic. Only losers suck Z dick.

Meanwhile, Russia has blown up thousands of schools, dozens of supermarkets, office buildings, churches and other civilian buildings INTENTIONALLY, abducted and brainwashed Ukrainian children, blown up dams to flood entire towns, mined nuclear reactors, and basically committed a war crime for every other femtosecond they continue to exist.

Just root for Ukraine to finally smash Putin's skull against the hard curb of victory.
SLAVA UKRAINI!
Bob: Can you think of a bigger failure than the Battle of the Bulge for the opposing side?
Alice: The Russian Invasion of Ukraine?
Bob: ...Yeah, that's unquestionably true, there are no bigger failures going on in the world right now.
Invasion of Ukraine by Grabacr September 20, 2023

Invasion of Ukraine 

The result of Putin fucking around in the country since he was inaugurated. But in all seriousness, this a
is a very depressing event. Even their president has taken up arms and might not be alive in 24 hours.
Bro have you seen the invasion of ukraine?
Invasion of Ukraine by kingofnations February 25, 2022

2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine 

Faith in humanity lost.
The 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine marks the period in history when where faith in humanity was, yet again, lost.

The 2022 invasion of ukraine 

1) the modern equivalent of "today Poland, tomorrow the world

2) perhaps the beginning of world War 3
Not only did the world lose its faith in humanity, but during the 2022 invasion of ukraine putin became nostradamus's third antichrist

Russian invasion of ukraine 

something that needs to fucking end right fucking now. or else ukraine will be fucking destroyed. one of the worst events in 2022.
IF PUTIN KEEPS INVADING THE RUSSIAN INVASION OF UKRAINE WILL FUCKING PERSIST SO SCREW RUSSIAN INVADERS 2022 NEEDS TO BE A LOT BETTER

Russian invasion of ukraine 

RUSSIAN INVASION OF UKRAINE HOW FUCKING PATHETIC

The 2022 invasion of ukraine 

A modern day version of today Poland, tomorrow the world as proclaimed by German troops on Sept 1, 1939
The 2022 invasion of ukraine, at least to putin, is the precursor to the invasion of other countries like the Baltic states.
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