intuitively obvious to the most casual observer 

Used in an ironic sense to mean that something is completely obvious, when in reality the exact opposite is true.

"The identity of Asmodean's murderer is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer!" --Robert Jordan

intuitively obvious to the most casual observer by stupid_moron August 4, 2006

Intuitive Hindsight

Claiming to have known something was going to happen, when in actuality you were genuinly suprised. Often this is done simply to save face.

"Hey mom! I just went skydiving!"

*after being visibly suprised* "Oh. Somehow I knew you'd do something crazy like that."

"Nice try, mom. I can tell Intuitive Hindsight when I see it."

Intuitive Hindsight by Doc Vegas November 11, 2009

intuitive eating

Invented by Steven Hawks, a professor at BYU in Utah. The idea is that you can eat whatever you want, but only when you are actually hungry. This idea in theory keeps you from desiring or craving foods a diet wouldn't allow you to have. Professor Hawks apparently lost 50 pounds by following this philosophy, along with exercise, and is advocating it as a healtier lifestyle than just counting calories and dieting all the time.

1) "Hm, I'm tired of dieting... maybe I'll try intuitive eating."

intuitive eating by killerfiller December 5, 2005

Intuitive Aptitude 

1.Intuitive aptitude is the ability to understand the structure and operation of complex systems without special education or training

2. Also the base ability of Sylar, in the NBC show Heroes.

Sylar examines Claire's brain and, through Intuitive Aptitude, learns her ability. Heroes - Series 3 Episode 1.

Intuitive Aptitude by The Starscrewer. March 3, 2009

intuitive overload 

when a friend/person sees things coming, well in advance; very intouch with their surroundings; ready for the unexpected always; observations used to make some funny laughs

"omg, did you see how that person is handling themself"!?!
No, but Deidra pointed them out to me about 10 minutes ago! Deidra's always been good assessing things; she's always in 'intuitive overload' mode; lucky I know her.

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intuitive overload by winnipegdude July 19, 2012

It’s not intuitive

I’m too stupid to figure it out, but I want to sound smart saying it.

That website payment function is poorly designed. It’s not intuitive.

It’s not intuitive by Fat cat 65 January 22, 2020

intuitive-norm 

noun

is a term used to describe certain evasive consistent symmetry attributes which are subversively planted within the subconsciousness of the social group. With the sole purpose of instilling within society a preconditioned cognitive representation in relation with how the social group response either enthusiastically or with indifference to specific words or phrases in relation to any given political, social or even religious subject. Its intended function is to simulate a reaction very much like that of Metadata or Meta Tags or (Metadata) which are essentially designed to create or to recognise certain keywords pertaining to any given document or information etc.

Mike and John respond with enthusiasm to certa9n aspects of a speech at a convention whereby the language used, is in line or in accordance with what is socially perceived as the norm, and in contrast respond with disinterest to those portions of the speech, which use language that deviates away from what can be categorized as outside the box. There responding entirely upon how they have been in a social context programmed to respond instinctively to a certain language. Instead of assessing the viability of any given subject based on its merits and substance, a perspective which is intuitive-norm.

intuitive-norm by Baron Neville July 4, 2017