interraptor

interraptor

noun /ɪntəˈrʌptə/

a person or thing that interrupts other people with velocoraptor strapon
a velocoraptor strapon device that automatically breaks other dudes girl friends

That interraptor dude who bangs other dudes girls with his velocoraptor strapon

by JesusLaazors November 5, 2015

interceptor

the interceptor is what happens when you pull out when your girlfriend is giving you head, you then proceed to catch your load, screem "intercepted" in a funny voice and slap your woman in the face saying "bitch".

"INTERCEPTED BITCH" hence the interceptor

by foreign (SA) guy November 3, 2008

story interruptor one-upper adder-toer

A person that interrupts you mid-story. But then not only interrupts your story, they feel the need to one-up your story with an even better story of their own. And to top it off, they not only interrupt you in the first place, one-up you with their story, they then feel the need to add to your original story they interuppted.

I was in class the other day talking about how my dad went to Haiti to help the earthquake victims, and before I could even finish Frank interrupted me and said his dad not only flew to Haiti to help the victims, but that he also donated a million dollars to the relief act. He went on to say that his dad told him my dad was down there but wasn't actually doing anything to help. That fucking Frank is such a story interruptor one-upper adder-toer!

by krriley January 28, 2010

Indianapolis Interruptor

Can take place in a variety of situations - but usually at a party, gala, event, etc. It is when a man is receiving any sort of sexual pleasuring to his penis and right as he is going to blow his load, someone behind him opens the door and startles him, causing him to turn around quickly and shoot his hot cream onto the face of the person who opened the door, aka the "interruptor."

Drew: "Hey man get me a beer from that back room."

Steve: "Ok."

As door opens - Steve gets a hot cream to his face.

Steve: "WTF!!! I cannot believe I just became an Indianapolis Interruptor."

by pizzaman2o1o March 18, 2008

interceptor

A 1973 Ford Falcon XB/XB GT v8 police car used in the movie "MadMax" and also seen in "MadMax2: Roadwarrior"

VVrrrrooommmmmmmmmmm, its also v8 manual!

by leo August 3, 2004

Interceptor

Another term for your ever faithful rubber cumstopper (condom).

Did you shag her raw or were you wearing an interceptor?

by soulglider September 19, 2009

paid interruptor

Any worker at a store that always seems to be a distraction to the cashier doing your transaction,thereby resulting in a hightened chance of transaction screwup.

I want 10 dollars gas...oops here comes the paid interruptor!

by JoeNJ2 July 11, 2011