interneutered 

To lose your connection to the internet due to circumstances beyond your control.

They dug a hole in the wrong place, broke some fibre, and left me interneutered for a week.

interneutered by lemonboli October 30, 2008

interneteresting 

Something interesting from the internet

that site is very interneteresting

interneteresting by GLightnin7 October 8, 2008

interneuter

Loosing your connection to the internet

Johnny was interneutered suddenly by his cable company which left him feeling much like his cat who was neutered a few days ago.

interneuter by eviltoystealer September 2, 2008

interneteresting 

a term used to describe someone who seems interesting on facebook/twitter/etc., but is much less attractive, witty, or wild in real life.

Dude, check out this girl I've been talking to, she always posts the most interesting videos and her pictures are sOoOo cool!

No way man, I met her at my friends party the other day. Total bore, homegirl is just interneteresting.

interneteresting by taycolez February 6, 2012