interneutered 

To lose your connection to the internet due to circumstances beyond your control.

They dug a hole in the wrong place, broke some fibre, and left me interneutered for a week.

interneutered by lemonboli October 30, 2008

interneteresting 

Something interesting from the internet

that site is very interneteresting

interneteresting by GLightnin7 October 8, 2008

interneuter

Loosing your connection to the internet

Johnny was interneutered suddenly by his cable company which left him feeling much like his cat who was neutered a few days ago.

interneuter by eviltoystealer September 2, 2008

interneteresting 

a term used to describe someone who seems interesting on facebook/twitter/etc., but is much less attractive, witty, or wild in real life.

Dude, check out this girl I've been talking to, she always posts the most interesting videos and her pictures are sOoOo cool!

No way man, I met her at my friends party the other day. Total bore, homegirl is just interneteresting.

interneteresting by taycolez February 6, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019