Someone you love more than anything.

Someone you met online but means the world to you

Your bestest friend ever
Your big brother who loves you like a sister
Can be miles and miles away

Will meet one day in their lives

Will never forget

“Why is she saying she loved him on text?”
‘Because he’s her internet boy bestfriend”

Internet boy bestfriend by Omgitsmebt May 20, 2018

The Fello Internet Boy

He's just a Roblox YouTuber.

LMAO I AM TFIB (THE FELLO INTERNET BOY)

The Fello Internet Boy by The Fello Internet Boy March 7, 2023

Internet Boyfriend

1: A boyfriend whose interaction with you is mainly over the internet because of long distance. 2: A boyfriend who CAN interact with you in real life but chose not to for some bizarre reason

1: Stacy-Hey, Megan did you hear Brittney got an internet boyfriend

Megan- Oh, long distance doesn't work out well

Stacy- I know right!

Megan- Right!

2: Stacy- Hey, Megan did you hear Brittney got an internet boyfriend

Megan- Oh, long distance doesn't work out well

Stacy- Not that kind of internet boyfriend. Her Boyfriend doesn't want to take her on dates, he video calls.

Megan- OMG!

Internet Boyfriend by ( . Y .) May 16, 2017

internet boyfriend

internet boyfriend, n. : A male acquaintance that one met on the internet. Someone who one would spend countless hours on YIM, MSN Messenger, or AIM chatting with. A good friend who one would also like to meet in person to discover if the romantic feelings are as real in person as they are on the internet/cell phone.

Michelle talked to her internet boyfriend for hours on YIM and the cell phone before deciding to meet him in person.

internet boyfriend by goodgurl1313 August 27, 2005

Internet Boys

A guy/boy that has opinions on internet forums mainly about techs/games/tvshows etc. Wanks tirelessly and has a good internet connection, might even VPN so he can endulge the freedom that the internet provides for him. He is not a rare sight in these days as internet boys have taking over with their researched facts.

Me. Why do my laptop keep shutting down?
Internet boy: Eh.. Try 2133 mhz and cmos with a dell fork
Me: Sorry i don´t understand
Internet boy: Sends link that only internet boys understands
Me: I´m so estupido, why! I wish i had more tech skills like that internet boy.

These are the times for nerds! God damn you Big Bang Theory!

Internet Boys by Mathildemoelk June 29, 2018

internet boyfriend

someone online that you lust after without needing to meet them, communicate with them, or having any sort of contact with them. is also similiar to TV/Movie boy/girlfriend.

I was searching through some pictures on mostbeautifulman.com and totally found my new internet boyfriend. he is a hottie for sure!

internet boyfriend by Jesse January 7, 2004

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026