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Intercept 

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT INTERCEPT MEANS?!!?!?!?! IT MEANS NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
You dont need to know what intercept fucking means
Intercept by SHHHHHHH IM NOT HERE January 6, 2021

intercept 

to yank someone's dick with your hand
dude did you just see her intercept him!!!!
intercept by bofskbosfjb April 13, 2010

intercept course 

Intercept course, or interception course, is a term used in warfare of all kinds: ground, air, and sea. It refers to moving in a direction towards where the enemy is heading, instead of where the enemy is.
"Plot an intercept course on that vessel. She's moving east by southeast at a rate of 30 knots per second."

"We'll be trailing behind them if we don't make an interception course. Aim for the direction where they are going."
intercept course by AJ Deadshow December 21, 2023

to intercept a diarrhea 

when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly
A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks

slope intercept 

"wtf is le slope intercept form"

"Last time i'm gonna tell you. slope intercept is Y=MX+B"

Tornado Intercept Bullhorn

A tornado interceptor that intercepts tornadoes via probes with a max top road speed of 140 while a top dirt road speed of 65 mph.
The Tornado Intercept Bullhorn haven't intercepted a single tornado.
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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