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Intercept 

Verb

To take s school report from your mailbox before your parents have seen it and destroy it.
John: "Hey Reg, How'd it go when your parents saw your report card?"

Reg: "Oh they never saw it, I intercepted."
Intercept by Reginald March 3, 2004
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Intercept 

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT INTERCEPT MEANS?!!?!?!?! IT MEANS NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
You dont need to know what intercept fucking means
Intercept by SHHHHHHH IM NOT HERE January 6, 2021

intercept 

to yank someone's dick with your hand
dude did you just see her intercept him!!!!
intercept by bofskbosfjb April 13, 2010

intercept course 

Intercept course, or interception course, is a term used in warfare of all kinds: ground, air, and sea. It refers to moving in a direction towards where the enemy is heading, instead of where the enemy is.
"Plot an intercept course on that vessel. She's moving east by southeast at a rate of 30 knots per second."

"We'll be trailing behind them if we don't make an interception course. Aim for the direction where they are going."
intercept course by AJ Deadshow December 21, 2023

to intercept a diarrhea 

when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly
A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks

slope intercept 

"wtf is le slope intercept form"

"Last time i'm gonna tell you. slope intercept is Y=MX+B"

Tornado Intercept Bullhorn

A tornado interceptor that intercepts tornadoes via probes with a max top road speed of 140 while a top dirt road speed of 65 mph.
The Tornado Intercept Bullhorn haven't intercepted a single tornado.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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