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ingrid newkirk

the most celebrated fascist since hitler,
in her will she says "i want my skin to be made into wallets, my meat into 'newkirk nuggets', and feet into umbrella stands."

-hypocrite
-fascist
-propagandist
-self proclaimed media whore
ingrid newkirk the founder of peta likes to rankleshankle all night long with the press

"sometimes te only humane way to treat an animal is to pu it to sleep for ever"
-newkirk herself said that one
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Ingrid Newkirk

Leader of the domestic terrorist group PeTA.

Recently found murdering pets in a PeTA owned deathvan, two members of Ingrid Newkirks organization await trial for animal abuse. While dumping freshly killed pets into dumpsters is acceptable under Ingrids watch, doing so in another state is illegal thus exposing PeTA for the hypocritical farce that it is.
PeTArd #1="I heard Ingrid Newkirks second in command uses drugs that were tested on animals. Is that true?"

PeTArd #2="That can't be true. It would shatter my already delicate psyche and make me cut myself is some sort of sick, twisted, self-loathing orgasm."

PeTArd #1="ZOMG!!! IT IZ TRU!!!11!"

PeTArd #2=*cuts self and listens to Emo in the dark...
Ingrid Newkirk by General Logic September 21, 2008

ingrid newkirk

Leader of the domestic terrorist support group PeTA.
Recently found murdering pets in a PeTA owned deathvan, two members of Ingrid Newkirks organization await trial for animal abuse. While dumping freshly killed pets into dumpsters is acceptable under Ingrids watch, doing so in another state is illegal thus exposing PeTA for the hypocritical farce that it is.

By spending their tax-free contributions on defense lawyers for the likes of Rodney Coronado(leader of the known terrorist organization ALF), PeTA has distinguished itself as a support mechanism to such radical domestic terrorist groups. Naturally this expenditure is only part of their finaces. The overwhelming majority of their donations go directly to propaganda and advertising designed to cull new members and more donations.

Ingrids organization somehow enjoys tax-exempt status in spite of the overwhelming evidence supporting their shady dealings with radical groups. Openly suggesting vandalism, theft, and destruction of private property are all part and parcel for Ingrid Newkirk who is also an unashamed anti-humanist. Ingrids long list of anti-human race statements include such gems as the following:

1:"If a girl gets sexual pleasure from riding a horse, does the horse suffer? If not, who cares? If you French kiss your dog and he or she thinks it's great, is it wrong? We believe all exploitation and abuse is wrong. If it isn't exploitation and abuse, it may not be wrong."

2:"I'd go to work early, before anyone got there, and I would just kill the animals myself...I must have killed a thousand of them, sometimes dozens every day."

3:"PETA believes euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved."

4:"It is a totally rotten business, but sometimes the only kind option for some animals is to put them to sleep forever."

5:"We do not advocate 'right to life" for animals"

Lest it be forgotten, Ingrids own numbers support the assertion that her organization kills far mor animals than it helps, all while being condoned by Newkirk herself. Not only is she non- apologetic about her past, she openly continues killing animals at PeTA's headquarters. Out of more than 17,822 puppies, kittens, dogs and cats since 1998,14,419 of them were destroyed. In 2005 Newkirk killed 90% of the animals they took in and adopted only 6%. This is way below the national average for any shelter in America if not the world. Any short Internet search will produce reams of evidence against Ingrid and her organization.
Ingrid Newkirk rides horses with William Shatner? But he breeds horses! Isn't that a blatant hypocrisy?
Of course it is.
ingrid newkirk by General Logic September 21, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026