inflight entertainment

Similar to inflight refueler, inflight entertainment is when one smokes a joint or equivalent, while going to the loo.
That's not inflight entertainment, that's misdirection!
by Salad Fingers 613 July 21, 2010
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Inflight Refueler

A man in a pub that takes his beer with his when he goes to the gents and drinks it while having a pee.
Right I'm off for a slash.

I'll look after your pint mate.

No it's OK I am an inflight refueler.
by ThePatriot1985 July 02, 2010
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Inflight doggy style

A passenger puts his/her arms (and sometimes head) onto the seat and kneels in the leg space, keeping butt in the air. Occasionally happens on long flights, as a way to alleviate discomfort caused by sitting in a conventional pose for a long time.
"My back was hurting like hell on the red-eye to Chicago last night, so I assumed the inflight doggy style position"
by angryprofessor February 10, 2014
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inflight video

A video (normally captured on a mobile phone) of one or more people doing something forbidden or disgusting in an airplane toilet. This term usually suggests something more than 'the mile-high club' and often involves close-ups of faeces or ejaculate being sucked away by the powerful vacuum of the airplane toilet bowl. The 'build-up' to said acts may or may not be recorded.
"Yo Blair! Wanna see my inflight videos from Airforce One?"
by ChadKroeger September 03, 2017
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