inflight entertainment 

Similar to inflight refueler, inflight entertainment is when one smokes a joint or equivalent, while going to the loo.

That's not inflight entertainment, that's misdirection!

inflight entertainment by Salad Fingers 613 July 21, 2010

Inflight Refueler 

A man in a pub that takes his beer with his when he goes to the gents and drinks it while having a pee.

Right I'm off for a slash.

I'll look after your pint mate.

No it's OK I am an inflight refueler.

Inflight Refueler by ThePatriot1985 July 7, 2010

Inflight doggy style 

A passenger puts his/her arms (and sometimes head) onto the seat and kneels in the leg space, keeping butt in the air. Occasionally happens on long flights, as a way to alleviate discomfort caused by sitting in a conventional pose for a long time.

"My back was hurting like hell on the red-eye to Chicago last night, so I assumed the inflight doggy style position"

Inflight doggy style by angryprofessor February 10, 2014

inflight video 

A video (normally captured on a mobile phone) of one or more people doing something forbidden or disgusting in an airplane toilet. This term usually suggests something more than 'the mile-high club' and often involves close-ups of faeces or ejaculate being sucked away by the powerful vacuum of the airplane toilet bowl. The 'build-up' to said acts may or may not be recorded.

"Yo Blair! Wanna see my inflight videos from Airforce One?"

inflight video by ChadKroeger September 3, 2017

in-flight refuel 

When you eat something while in the process of defecating.

My sandwich was so delicious that I brought it into the bathroom with me for an in-flight refuel.

in-flight refuel by nickb2tw September 30, 2010

Turd buckets in flight 

When your turds hit the water at such a great speed that the shitty toilet water takes flight in buckets back at your ass cheeks.

Frank: How did your shit go?
Darryl: I had "Turd buckets in flight" again.
Frank: Damn, did you clean up?
Darryl: I air dried that shit
Frank: Good job fat ass.

Turd buckets in flight by Oldschool22 September 30, 2011

Inslight 

An insult that is funny and brutal, but honest and a place from which awareness can be gained.

When that girl called me "In-shape/Out-of-shape-Guy," it was an inslight, because --really--I could stand to work out a little.

Inslight by KittenSkins2011 January 19, 2012