infarto 

a sudden heart attack resultin from too many cheesy burritos

A lot of american tourists have infartos after going south of the border due to all the greasy food.

infarto by j ballz October 17, 2008

Infartuated 

When romantic feelings/infatuation has reached a point where various human functions that would usually be deemed gross and/or repulsive such as; farting, boogers, body odour, bad breath, menstruation, just to name a few become the norm in the unforeseen blink of loves eye.

Tom is spending the night at Shelly's, they are cuddling in her bed when suddenly Tom casually yet forcefully pushes out a monster fart which should repulse Shelly but instead she embraces him and kisses his cheek. Totally infartuated.

Infartuated by manicbubble June 4, 2015

infart 

(n.)That audible, nasty, rumbling sound created from holding in flatulence, most of the time uncontrollable except by avoiding gassy food in the first place. Although infarts do not smell, it's very embarassing in public since it can be quite similar to a real fart.

(v.)To sound an infart

A: Did you just infarted?
B: Yeah, guess I held it in for to long.
A: And why does it smell anyway?
B: Oh well...uh, bye.

infart by miaosuke August 27, 2009

infantophile 

An adult who is sexually attracted to babies and young children 0 - 5 years of age. Not to be confused with a pedophile or ephebophile.

Stay away from my baby, you fucking infantophile!

infantophile by GoryBlizzard January 7, 2006

infantocracy

A system of government whereby the people are ruled by infants.

It's like taking candy from a system of government that is a functioning infantocracy.

infantocracy by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

Infantophile 

A person who is attracted to toddlers in a sexual manner. A synonym, also known as the better known version, is pedophile

News Anchor: and today, we'll be talking about the decrease and rise of infantophile in certain areas. And what might be causing this. Jim?

Infantophile by An Illegal Dictionary August 11, 2019

infart 

an infart: a fart that once is held in for an extended time, becomes farted internally (instead of externally) and still relieves the stress of gas buildup. highly suggested in pubilc social situations.

man i just laid out the nastiest infart.

infart by ma2345 October 19, 2011