infarto
A lot of american tourists have infartos after going south of the border due to all the greasy food.
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Infartuated
When romantic feelings/infatuation has reached a point where various human functions that would usually be deemed gross and/or repulsive such as; farting, boogers, body odour, bad breath, menstruation, just to name a few become the norm in the unforeseen blink of loves eye.
Tom is spending the night at Shelly's, they are cuddling in her bed when suddenly Tom casually yet forcefully pushes out a monster fart which should repulse Shelly but instead she embraces him and kisses his cheek. Totally infartuated.
Infartuated by manicbubble June 4, 2015
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infart
(n.)That audible, nasty, rumbling sound created from holding in flatulence, most of the time uncontrollable except by avoiding gassy food in the first place. Although infarts do not smell, it's very embarassing in public since it can be quite similar to a real fart.
(v.)To sound an infart
(v.)To sound an infart
infantophile
An adult who is sexually attracted to babies and young children 0 - 5 years of age. Not to be confused with a pedophile or ephebophile.
infantophile by GoryBlizzard January 7, 2006
infantocracy
infantocracy by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003
Infantophile
A person who is attracted to toddlers in a sexual manner. A synonym, also known as the better known version, is pedophile
News Anchor: and today, we'll be talking about the decrease and rise of infantophile in certain areas. And what might be causing this. Jim?
Infantophile by An Illegal Dictionary August 11, 2019
infart
an infart: a fart that once is held in for an extended time, becomes farted internally (instead of externally) and still relieves the stress of gas buildup. highly suggested in pubilc social situations.