infart 

(n.)That audible, nasty, rumbling sound created from holding in flatulence, most of the time uncontrollable except by avoiding gassy food in the first place. Although infarts do not smell, it's very embarassing in public since it can be quite similar to a real fart.

(v.)To sound an infart

A: Did you just infarted?
B: Yeah, guess I held it in for to long.
A: And why does it smell anyway?
B: Oh well...uh, bye.

infart by miaosuke August 27, 2009

infart 

an infart: a fart that once is held in for an extended time, becomes farted internally (instead of externally) and still relieves the stress of gas buildup. highly suggested in pubilc social situations.

man i just laid out the nastiest infart.

infart by ma2345 October 19, 2011

Infartuated 

When romantic feelings/infatuation has reached a point where various human functions that would usually be deemed gross and/or repulsive such as; farting, boogers, body odour, bad breath, menstruation, just to name a few become the norm in the unforeseen blink of loves eye.

Tom is spending the night at Shelly's, they are cuddling in her bed when suddenly Tom casually yet forcefully pushes out a monster fart which should repulse Shelly but instead she embraces him and kisses his cheek. Totally infartuated.

Infartuated by manicbubble June 4, 2015

Infant Annihilator

A boy band for kids and teens with wholesome lyrics, melodic vocals and catchy tunes. Just like One Direction. Their music videos consist mainly of playing in the forest and running at the beach on a sunny afternoon. Recommended for every Belieber who seeks new idols to love.

« My daughter LOVES Infant Annihilator! She always squeals with happiness every time she hears them on the radio! »

Infant Annihilator by Individual of Truth October 19, 2019

Infatuated 

The disgustingly happy feeling that is quite similar to a head injury. When infatuated, all common sense fails you. You turn into a giddy, giggling, goofily happy version of yourself that raises the eyebrows of the people that generally know you as a calm, smart, down to earth individual. You lose all sense of time while you're with the object of infatuation. You sit and grin while sitting in traffic remembering all sorts of little details of the times you've spent together. Sometimes, you laugh out loud and strangers look at you in fear and amusement. Your priorities suddenly change, everything that was important is no longer so. You forget or blatantly ditch out on events that don't involve your infatuation. You smile like a fool when their name shows up on your phone, you become a flustered moron when you're with them and yet you love it. You can't shut up to save your life, rambling the weirdest stories you've ever heard coming out of your mouth. Seeing them makes your whole week worthwhile. Dating, staying overnight, and waking up with them feels so amazing you question your sanity. You fall asleep and wake up thinking of the infatuation. You listen to terrible songs that remind you of them and check the urban dictionary to ensure your condition is normal. It's a wonderfully horrible change of character that should be welcomed but kept on a leash, lest someone have you committed.

"Is she walking around smiling to herself, singing, skipping and forgetting all our plans because of the brain injury she received in the car accident?"

"No, that healed up. She's just head over heels infatuated with her man."

Infatuated by Dramatixx86 October 18, 2013

iFart 

When someone is listening to their iPod or any other media device and passes gas loudly but does not realize that it was not a silent fart. The high volume of the iPod confuses the body into thinking that nobody can hear your colonic cannon fire.

Rumble Grrrrr BOOM!
Friend: WHOA! What was that???
Me: I think that poor sap over there just iFarted.

iFart by Brian123WVU June 28, 2006

infatuated 

to become overly obsessed with someone or something.

Angela is so infatuated with me.

infatuated by kingsack November 13, 2019