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Infantophilie 

An adult who likes children 4 and under
Look at that infantophilie with her boyfriend.
Infantophilie by 459395 February 22, 2022
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infantophile 

An adult who is sexually attracted to babies and young children 0 - 5 years of age. Not to be confused with a pedophile or ephebophile.
Stay away from my baby, you fucking infantophile!
infantophile by GoryBlizzard January 7, 2006

Infantophile 

A person who is attracted to toddlers in a sexual manner. A synonym, also known as the better known version, is pedophile
News Anchor: and today, we'll be talking about the decrease and rise of infantophile in certain areas. And what might be causing this. Jim?
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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