1. A big ass chicken shit.
2. Whiny ass dick
3. Idiot that can't do shit.
1. Hurry up and jump you freakin infant baby.

2. ain't no body got time to listen to your infant baby mouth.

3. You such an infant baby give it here before you break something
by messy bun October 13, 2017
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A nice filler time to play and do nowt for like 3 years while u mature from age 4-6 . U also need to collect Pokemon’s to be cool and have friends .
Andrew : wanna trade Pokemon’s??
Josh: wot u got ?
Andrew: a CHARAZARD !!!

Josh : already got it (walks away feeling in top of the world )

Andrew : but now I’m cool bc I’m in infant school with Pokemon’s right ??!?

Josh : get on my level then talk to me( flicks his hair and feels like a boss )
by Eliza Nic December 9, 2019
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1) The Assault of a small child between the ages of zero days old and one year(s) of age.

2) The act of punching a baby.

3) The destruction of a small child

Im so pissed I could commit Infant Assault.

Dane: That sound makes me want to punch an infant.
by Mrchace October 12, 2008
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A person who wastes other people's time by pretending to be smart but is just a moron. If you see one of these people just say, you know where the door is and they will head on out if they know what's good for em.
Sometimes you just look and around and see all these mental infants fumbling around with whatever they are trying to do... sometimes it makes me cry
by Die_Tasse May 21, 2004
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1.a human being that exceeds the normal size, hair, behavioral, and drinking limit that normal arthropods would exceed.

2.being completely oblivious 2 yourself and other creatures surrounding your circumference

yo grud, you be the perfect description of a gorilla infant
by paul jonathan January 5, 2008
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The edgiest death metal shit to graze to the surface of semi-popular music. If you enjoy hearing an edgelord scream about killing children and raping nuns, this is the band for you. In the bands defense, they are probably so fucked up because they were touched as children.

The band is also known for the use of their shit Ibanez guitars (made out of plywood) and their mediocre, run-of-the-mill death metal guitar playing.
I love listening to Infant Annihilator as I cut myself and drink bleach before ramming a massive dildo up my gaping asshole. I then enjoy deepthroating my father's penis while listening to Infant Annihilator's best song, "Decapitation Fornication." My favorite lyrics are.

"Slow and with formality I’m obsessively
stabbing you. The blood is drowning you as you gargle and you spew."

Something about that just gets me hard when I'm done jerking off to gay dog porn.
by MusicCritic2016 May 20, 2016
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The act of having sex with a woman from behind while she has a baby strapped onto her front and then spinning her around and getting off on the baby.
See that hot mamma, I want to give her a sticky infant.
by Gossett's future baby December 13, 2016
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