Inertnet

Internet service which is slow or nonexistent.

None of the routers in this building work...fuckin' Inertnet.

by trkr14 October 24, 2011

Inverness, FL

A speck of shit in the black hole that is, Citrus County. Quite possibly the 7th Circle of Hell. Where old people go to torture the youth and haunt them after they've passed away in their fancy double wide while watching Murder She Wrote, eating a TV dinner, and yelling at a cat they thought they saw pass their screened window. Where the younger people destroy what's there then complain about how shitty it is and everyone's parents are sleeping with everyone else's parents.

However, you can find the young and old mingling on the common grounds of Coaches, The Loft, and High Octane. The only establishments worth a damn in the whole God forsaken county and what are they? Bars. Beautiful "Get me fucked up" watering holes. But beware of herpes and the clap.

GO CANES!

I hate you and wish the worst for you. Go to Inverness, FL.

by Eric0311 September 23, 2017

Inverness, Florida

The town that has nothing to do for anyone young. You have to go to Ocala to go to any decent stores or to do anything exciting. No one knows where it is and if they have heard about it then you should say you're sorry. Oh and its all about The Canes football....yeah right!

"Where do you live?"
"Inverness, Florida"
"Where?"
"Oh its about 30 minutes from Ocala."
"Oh! Never heard of it but I know where Ocala is."

by Morgan Rochele B October 16, 2008

Intertesselation

The Feeling you get when you realize a British Black Man has entered your mind.

Hey the movie Inception was great, but Intertesselation is the Real Deal Mate !!

by King Of Scottsdale August 5, 2011

Encyclopedia of social ineptness

That long, awkward text that includes about 300 unnecessary words.

The original encyclopedia of social ineptness: A movie or something? Something like that. Sorry I feel like I'm being pushy haha I probably shoulda slept on the question. It's cool if you want to ignore it.

by Alliwag February 21, 2011

Inverness

The amount of inver a person or group of people possesses. (Not to be confused with inveracity)

The Scottish highlanders have a good deal of inverness.

by Pastaklovn May 16, 2010

Inverness

A suburb outside of Chicago near Palatine that is full of rich ethnically diverse citizens and is named after the town that Macbeth was born in.

chick: "I live in Inverness!"
Dude: "Wow you must be rich and incredibly ethnically diverse!"

by Broseph09 May 16, 2011