Commodus Interruptus

When you sit down in a bathroom stall at work to escape your coworkers and play on your phone, but then someone plops down in the stall next to you forcing you to leave earlier than planned and go back to work

I was sitting in the shitter at work checking Pokémon Go when some dude came in and pulled a total Commodus Interruptus on my ass. I had to leave before my nose hairs curled too much.

Commodus Interruptus by Ed Rooney Jr July 18, 2016

Sneezus Interruptus 

Feeling the urge to sneeze but having it go away, therefore causing frustration and a vague sense of dissatisfaction.

I could feel a good sneeze coming on when Mark's loud fart startled me, causing a sneezus interruptus.

Sneezus Interruptus by JShizzzzle January 26, 2011

Auto Incorrect 

When the auto-correct feature on your iPod Touch or iPhone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you're typing.

JR: Hey what time should i come?
Victor: I dont know... Are you busty all evening?

I MEAN BUSY!!
ARE YOU BUSY ALL EVENING!

GOSH I HATE AUTO INCORRECT!

Auto Incorrect by hurtadaa September 25, 2010

fappus interruptus 

Noun: A sex act in which a male starts fapping (masturbating) to internet porn only to be interrupted by his cunty wife coming back unexpectedly soon from the shopping mall. When this occurs, the male must quickly shut down the porn site, pull up his pants, and make it look like he was researching do-it-yourself home renovation projects on some girly home improvement website. Similar to coitus interruptus but refers to only male solo sex acts.

Robert: I was in the middle of jerking off to big titty porn when my stupid wife came back too early from the mall.

Dan: Haha! Fappus interruptus! Did you get caught?

Robert: Nah, I pulled up my pants and browsed to some gay Martha Stewart endorsed home improvement website.

fappus interruptus by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

incorrect quotes

An internet trend of putting real people or (more often) fictional characters into dialogue, often from other sources such as shows, films, or Tumblr text posts. These quotes are almost always comedic.

Person A: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?
Person B: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Person C: Smad.

Person A: I lost Person B, have you seen them?
Person C: What do they look like?
Person A: *crying* THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL/LIKE AN ANGEL/etc.

Person A: I need you to be totally straight with me.
Person B, an LGBT person/character: *nervous laughter*

incorrect quotes <-- there, the word being defined :)

incorrect quotes by Perov November 6, 2017

POTUS Interruptus 

an American president who has a tendency to pull out of deals and accords. Originally used by Fox News to describe President Trump after he decided to pull out of the Iran deal and talks with North Korea.

He's POTUS Interruptus - he'll pull out of anything! The Iran deal, the Paris Climate Accord, the TPP, you name it!

POTUS Interruptus by rajikkumar June 9, 2018

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic 

Bridge to the Picard Song.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

???

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic by fffffffffff December 24, 2007