Store

With what money am I going to go to the store with? Great idea. I'll just walk to the store (because I don't have a car anymore), say hi and tell my name to a motherfucker who likely already knows who I am, leave without buying anything, walk back to my house, have a little Hym Iam marathon where I watch all of the shows that are using lines directly from me on my phone as it slowly dies, then (when my external runs out of juice) I'll go downstairs and steal some electricity so I'm not sitting in a powerless studio apartment.

Hym "How much do you think someone on the writing staff of some of these shows makes? DOESN'T MATTER. They deserve it more than I do so there's no reason to acknowledge that they're doing it. And it isn't the acknowledgement I'm afraid of it's YOUR WILLINGNESS TO PARTICIPATE that is startling. And to sit here and watch you try to frame it as though there is anything you can do other than refuse to acknowledge the fact that you are participating in what amounts to imposed schizophrenia. And my mother knows exactly what she needs to do and instead of doing it she's (likely) listening to a fucking charlatan. Which is exactly how I got myself into this mess. I learn from my mistakes but it doesn't look like other people are capable of learning from my mistakes. Pfft go to the fucking store? Yeah, alright. When I get some money that'll be the first thing I do."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2022

stored

adj. Another word for being 'pumped' or excited.
Discovered when using T9 on a cell phone if you put the keystrokes in for 'pumped' the first thing that comes up is 'stored'

Bob: "Dude, this concert is gonna of the charts!!"
Jim: "Yeah man I'm so stored!"

by Ptotheatrick December 24, 2006

store

The store is a fabled land referenced to in the phrase "Go to the store, eh?' and is most likely specifically the grocery-type of store.

Gertrude: "Go to the store, eh?"
Timothy: "The grocery-type store?"
Gertrude: "Yes, the grocery-type store."

by Jason Q. Dedrickston December 16, 2004

Store

The reason your credit card ran out of money. Can be found in this page.

Mum: "Who robbed my credit card?"
Son: "I think you spent it all at a store in Westfield"

by Trusted Guy August 23, 2022

the store

Only used when referred to a grocery store or convenient mart.

"I'm going to the store." said Brianna. Of course she was going to Price Chopper, not Best Buy.

by dances with curtains August 23, 2006

Store

SYN: The liquor store or the beer store

If you're going to the Store, pick me up a two-four of Keith's.

by Mark M December 8, 2004

Store

The American word for shop, however you cannot say your are going storing unless you are mentally insane. Stores hold numerous objects such as edibles or entertainment devices all for a price you need to pay to legally exist with that item and legally owning it.

American: hey cheeseburger man I'm going to the store!
Cheeseburger man: make sure to buy the bald eagle made of French fries!

by SillyHoneyMustard March 14, 2022