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don't dip your pen in the company ink 

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A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.
Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".
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dip your pen in the company ink

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I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.
He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.
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Ink in the Pink 

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Tattoos in the genital region
Barry finally got the forearm anchor he wanted Saturday. When he returned home his mom asked him if he got any "ink in the pink." He shamefully said no...
Ink in the Pink by von groovy June 28, 2019
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Bell in the inkwell 

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The insertion of a single testicle into a recipient's anus.

pl. bells in the inkwell

See the US government's $100 Note Unveiling Video.
Tiffany was willing to take Andy's bell in the inkwell for an extra $20. She wasn't, however, willing to take two bells in the inkwell.
Bell in the inkwell by Coprolalia April 23, 2010
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the sexiest man in K-pop

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Lee Ho-seok (Wonho) aka big tiddie man
Woah is that the sexiest man in K-pop, Wonho?
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Toe Rag 

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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
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