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don't dip your pen in the company ink 

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.
Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".

dip your pen in the company ink

I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.
He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.

Ink in the Pink 

Barry finally got the forearm anchor he wanted Saturday. When he returned home his mom asked him if he got any "ink in the pink." He shamefully said no...
Ink in the Pink by von groovy June 28, 2019

Bell in the inkwell 

The insertion of a single testicle into a recipient's anus.

pl. bells in the inkwell

See the US government's $100 Note Unveiling Video.
Tiffany was willing to take Andy's bell in the inkwell for an extra $20. She wasn't, however, willing to take two bells in the inkwell.

the sexiest man in K-pop

Lee Ho-seok (Wonho) aka big tiddie man
Woah is that the sexiest man in K-pop, Wonho?