tuna in spring water 

College freshmen of the female gender of whom it is assumed are less sexually experienced.

Bill: Whatever shall we do this evening?
Dave: May I suggest fishing for tuna in spring water?
Bill: Indeed, a fine idea. I will ready the rod and reel.

tuna in spring water by No Sluggo Dave December 27, 2008

Donkey in the Spring 

When you're ridiculously horny. So much so that you can't focus on anything because your mind keeps wandering back toward your horniness.

Man 1: Do you want to go to the bar?
Man 2: I can't man... i'm going to be rubbing up against everything i see..
Man 1: You're like a donkey in the spring.

Donkey in the Spring by slyest January 19, 2012

Spring in your step 

If you walk with or have a spring in your step, you walk energetically in a way that shows you are feeling happy and confident:

I see that every time you meet Susie you have spring in your step.

Spring in your step by byKirata July 23, 2023

Spring Flinging in the Squiting Sprayer 

This is when you have a big party or celebration revolving around your squiting sprayer (AKA WAP)

Madelyn: im having a spring flinging in the squiting sprayer tonight if anyone wants to “come”😏😏

Spring Flinging in the Squiting Sprayer by Wetspaghetti June 9, 2021

"spring loaded in the dumb position"

a person who constantly volunteers wrong answers in a class or meeting

"I swear that guy is "spring loaded in the dumb position" every time the instructor asked us about a Roman general he said Napolean"

"spring loaded in the dumb position" by Rat Tie January 12, 2009

Springtime in December 

A relationship that began in winter which is stable, happy and full of promise.

Katerina left me in the fall but hey I found springtime in December

Springtime in December by Liberation Theology November 14, 2019

Springtime in the pants 

To be horny. A renewed sense of freshness in the crotch area. Want for affection and attention in a romantic and/or sexual sense.

I've been wanting to meet a boy lately. Damn this springtime in the pants!

Springtime in the pants by Shoeboxxed December 25, 2008