In a Sling 

Caught in a highly undesirable situation that one hasn't any real involvement in.

Leroy answers his phone, hearing gunshots and rifle fire in the background
Anton: "Leroy, I'm in a Sling! Drove in a Turf war between the Crips 'n Bloodz. Fools shooting at me from both sides."
Leroy: "Yo, want me call in the Blue Bloods?"
Anton: "At this point, I'd take the police over these Hoodrats. Get me out of here!"

In a Sling by RaiRaijinn November 30, 2016

ass in a sling 

The state of being in a great deal of trouble; usually brought by one's own stupidity or ineptitude

You just dissed the boss in an open meeting; should have done that in private!You have really got your ass in a sling now fool!!

ass in a sling by hummingharpman December 7, 2013

Tits In a Sling 

extremely easy. easily achieved.

"Dude i put money on the lakers, but there only up by 1 and lebron has the ball, will i win?"

-" Tits in a Sling man, lebrons a choke."

Tits In a Sling by Anthara November 30, 2010

granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling by goobershanker April 6, 2004

ass in a sling 

have one’s ass in a sling
to be dejected or hurt; to be pouting; to be in trouble. (Usually objectionable. Have got can replace have.)

She’s got her ass in a sling because she got stood up.

ass in a sling by Morpork46 August 11, 2017

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! 

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019