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in a meeting 

phrase used when you are at home or over at someone's house smoking weed.
Boy: Where were you last night, you missed your grandma's wake...

Girl: I was over at Dave's house in a meeting.
in a meeting by pooponyou August 21, 2005
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In a meeting 

When you provide fellatio to your boss to get ahead at work. Generally when the boss is male.
Person 1: Sorry I was in a meeting earlier
Person 2: Oh I gotcha. You get that promotion however you like, pal. Not for me but I don't discriminate.
In a meeting by zimdoh March 7, 2024

in a meeting 

Means to suck your boss's penis literally in order to get ahead at work.
A: Yo sorry I was in a meeting earlier. Just trying to get ahead by giving some head.

B: I admire the work ethic. Your style is not for me but I don't discriminate.
in a meeting by zimdoh March 8, 2024

I'm in a meeting

phrase A polite or secretive way to inform someone that you are (or about to be) sitting on the toilet, pooping.
"I can't talk right now. I'm in a meeting."

Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.
I'm in a meeting by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022

Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting 

To sweat profusely. R.Kelly has an addiction to young girls, and if enticed by something such as a girl scout meeting he would try to resist his urges causeing him to sweat.
We were playin and mah man was Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting
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