Although many people throw this word around, a lot of things this term has been used as are in fact possible.

Impossible means no matter who does the task or how it's done, the set goal cannot be reached.
Such as pulling a TV character through the TV into your living room.

The antonym possible means that the set goal is possible, most likely by numerous parties.

Most people say "That's impossible" without knowing all potential parties and possible ways to achieve the specific goal, and most likely the goal can be achieved, just not in ordinary terms.

A lot of people ignore clearly impossible things, such as killing yourself and expecting to be a martyr of some sort and getting rid of their problems in doing so, when it truth it creates a lot, it's insanely selfish, and who knows what happens when you die? Oh well this isn't religion talk
Rob: Hey Dave! Dude let's see if we can jump in front of cars on the high way!
Dave: No you're an idiot, you'll die for sure.
Rob: It's impossible to die!

Ryan: Dude it's impossible to finish all of this homework.
Mom: Just do it, you'll finish it.

Rick: That's so impossible to take a toaster and eat it without removing the parts
Dave: Actually it is impossible, good job.
by VillagerofRomeoville April 15, 2009
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Olivier ne peut pas aimer Sonya plus que Sonya l'aime... cest impossible.
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impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)

The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:

What is it called when two vegans argue?

Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.

Moo.
Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2023
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when one bounds another across the head with a shirt and tells him to attempt to do a situp while an acomplice drops his pants and points his ass at the person doing the situp, at which time the shirt is released and the one attempting his the ass with his face
Damn, me and jorge got albert so good with that impossible situp.
by Combat 84 July 1, 2004
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The most flaccid statement in all of history. It is scientifically impossible to fit more ridiculous into three fucking words.
"Wait, so if nothing is impossible, is it possible that something IS impossible? Man, what the fuck."
by PositiveZero April 10, 2008
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when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl
After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.
by Sum_Bum June 14, 2007
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Can you say ridiculous? Well, when you finally decide that being awesome just isn't enough, you go Beyond the Impossible.

Simply put, going beyond the impossible is when one decides to, say, make a giant robot several hundred thousand light years tall. Yes, I am referencing Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

This can also apply to going Gatling guns akimbo, playing "Sweet Child of Mine" with one's teeth, and even a functional, simultaneous One Man Band.

Of fucking course.
"Oh how stupid of me. That was the sound of chainsaw Nunchucks."

Beyond the impossible indeed.
by A Terrible Driver August 14, 2009
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