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Immanuel Cunt 

Someone who thinks they know philosophy, but in reality just use philosophical concepts to be complete assholes.
Alberto: Dude, that chick is so hot

Armando: not really, because nobody actually exists

Alberto: Oh my god, you're such an Immanuel Cunt
Immanuel Cunt by Eckersley September 17, 2013

Immanuel 

Good with the ladies. Typically religious. Strong, athletic, and smart. Can definitely dress, plays sports, very athletic. Have a mind of his own. Not easily influenced. Females tend to be attracted to him. Bit of a prodigy. Can easily peek game. Most of all, very loyal.
Wow your lucky to be with an Immanuel, he's one of a kind!
Immanuel by 🔥ROYALTY🔥 March 14, 2017

Immanuel Quickley 

Biggest steal of the 2020 NBA draft!!!
"At Point Guard, 6'3 from Kentucky number 5, IMMANUEL QUICKLEYY!!!!
Immanuel Quickley by Mowaffles February 27, 2021

Immanuel 

an Immanuel is a well hung male. typically Jewish. never short. sometimes awkward. bit of a ladies man. loves meat. prodigious at something, usually art or design, sometimes music or sports. poetic. stubborn. annoying. immature. quick learners. quiet. suck up. good dresser. unattached to people. watch out though - as amazing as Immanuels are, they often manipulate. also are fickle.
"omg that's amazing! how does he do that?!"

"oh that's just Immanuel"
Immanuel by new1 August 5, 2009

Kant, Immanuel

(b.1724-d.1804) German professor of metaphysics at Konigsberg, who perhaps has been the most powerful influence on modern Western philosophical thought.
Kant is known for his theory of transcendental idealism (that we bring innate forms and concepts to the raw experience of the world, which we would otherwise be completely ignorant of). His revolutionary book, 'Critique of Pure Reason' includes this thought experiment: Try to imagine something that exists in no time and has no extent in space. The human mind cannot produce such an idea—time and space are fundamental forms of perception that exist as innate structures of the mind. Nothing can be perceived except through these forms, and the limits of physics are the limits of the fundamental structure of the mind.

Kant's deontological, duty-based moral system is based on his categorical imperative, and it's three formulations: those of Universal Law, Humanity, and Automony.

Kant's ideas have been both copied and condemned, though there is no denying his influence on modern thought. Most philosophers, from Marx to Nietzsche to Wittgenstein have had to either react to the ideas of Kant in one way or another.

Kant also formulated the first modern theory of solar system creation, known as the Kant-Laplace hypothesis.
Kant said: "Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but of imagination."
Kant, Immanuel by Belisarius March 2, 2004

Immanuel Kant 

The famous 18 th century philosopher. To describe his moral philosophy he used this brillant metaphor: "The moral law within and the starry sky above."
Despite massive intelligence, Immanuel Kant had never marriedn and had allegedly remained a virgin until his final hour. He also didn't like pictorial arts and had a pretty dubious taste in music. Instead of the German classical music giants, Kant preferred the municipal brass band playing free, open-air concerts in his native city of Konigsberg (Kaliningrad in Russian).
I BEG YOUR PARDON!!
I'm so sorry. It's not that sort of kant...
What!?
Never mind. Read David Hume instead!
Immanuel Kant by Destouches February 10, 2005