19 definitions by Destouches

Ariel Sharon

The actual president of the United States of Amerikwa. Noted for his brutality and boundless arrogance.
But we can't quite start the war against Iran! We had already spent gazillion of dollars bringing the pornocracy to Iraq!
Shut up, you moron! It us, the Jews who own America, so what's you gonna do? Tickle my balls? (LOL)
by Destouches February 10, 2005
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loxymoron

Yiddish for "oxymoron" when one is masticating one's morning salmon-flavored bagel.
Despite coming from Joo York City, Jerry woz something of a thick loxymoron.
by Destouches December 5, 2004
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gazza

Nickname for the funniest football (soccer in imbecile lingo) player ever. A Brit with a heart of gold and sense of humor that will outlive several generations of football fans worldwide.
At birth they named him Paul Gascoigne, but everyone calls him Gazza.
When asked by a nurse what his nationality was before an operation, Gazza replied: "Church Of England."
by Destouches February 10, 2005
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eat pussy

It's one of the great unsung delights of living as the male of the species.
It is marvellous to eat pussy when it's all spic and span (relatively uncontamineded by previous users).
by Destouches November 29, 2004
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wog

Originally British usage was only meant when describing any dark skinned person either of African or Indo-Asian descent. It was more along the lines of the "negro" and such. THe modern Australian usage differs considerably as to include the Meditteranean races, including the non-European Turkish, Lebanese and Israeli Jews.
Wogs are peculiar to the Land of Oz alone.
by Destouches November 29, 2004
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Immanuel Kant

The famous 18 th century philosopher. To describe his moral philosophy he used this brillant metaphor: "The moral law within and the starry sky above."
Despite massive intelligence, Immanuel Kant had never marriedn and had allegedly remained a virgin until his final hour. He also didn't like pictorial arts and had a pretty dubious taste in music. Instead of the German classical music giants, Kant preferred the municipal brass band playing free, open-air concerts in his native city of Konigsberg (Kaliningrad in Russian).
I BEG YOUR PARDON!!
I'm so sorry. It's not that sort of kant...
What!?
Never mind. Read David Hume instead!
by Destouches February 10, 2005
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Christianity

A strange and dubious set of beliefs designed to destroy Gentile and Indo-European populations by making them weak and feeble while preserving one's (Judaic) race more or less intact.
Christianity is the great Trojan horse of rabbis and Talmudists! 2000 years of incredible damage to Gentiles through the wide-spread effects of self-hatred, emasculation, general enfeeblement and such.
by Destouches January 2, 2005
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