21 definitions by Destouches

1
Yiddish for "oxymoron" when one is masticating one's morning salmon-flavored bagel.
Despite coming from Joo York City, Jerry woz something of a thick loxymoron.
by Destouches December 05, 2004
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From Latin root meaning feeble-minded of weak and/or insufficient mental capabilities. See example:
Wiggers are such complete frightful imbeciles.
Where do they come from?
From the MTV board of shape shifters...
by Destouches December 07, 2004
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The famous 18 th century philosopher. To describe his moral philosophy he used this brillant metaphor: "The moral law within and the starry sky above."
Despite massive intelligence, Immanuel Kant had never marriedn and had allegedly remained a virgin until his final hour. He also didn't like pictorial arts and had a pretty dubious taste in music. Instead of the German classical music giants, Kant preferred the municipal brass band playing free, open-air concerts in his native city of Konigsberg (Kaliningrad in Russian).
I BEG YOUR PARDON!!
I'm so sorry. It's not that sort of kant...
What!?
Never mind. Read David Hume instead!
by Destouches February 10, 2005
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A vaguely disseminated anti-Irish urban legend bearing no verifiable proofs in reality. IT was probably confused by the fact that all healthy women with a sense of humor will inevitably fall madly in love with any Irish man, especialy it they are Orangemen.
The Irish curse is a lie -for fok's sake look at this sausage!
Wow, you are right! Plus you fucked me better than any other man of any other nationatity or racial affiliation!
by Destouches January 03, 2005
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It's one of the great unsung delights of living as the male of the species.
It is marvellous to eat pussy when it's all spic and span (relatively uncontamineded by previous users).
by Destouches November 29, 2004
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Nickname for the funniest football (soccer in imbecile lingo) player ever. A Brit with a heart of gold and sense of humor that will outlive several generations of football fans worldwide.
At birth they named him Paul Gascoigne, but everyone calls him Gazza.
When asked by a nurse what his nationality was before an operation, Gazza replied: "Church Of England."
by Destouches February 10, 2005
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A Turkish delight. Something Turkish men do when lonely.
Yo, look at Ahmet giving it to that poor goat!
You shoulda have seen Muhammed...he'z a real goatmaster!
Wait til you see Hassan in action!
by Destouches February 04, 2005
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