Destouches's definitions

detroit

The futuristic city and an example of negative utopia in which people eventually end up back in prehistoric times. Oddly enough worshipped as an "urbanistic" ideal by the Jewsih Liberal elite as much as the so-called White trailer trash (see Eminem

yo mamma so fat and stupid -shezz from d'troit or sumethin?

by Destouches February 17, 2005

gazza

Nickname for the funniest football (soccer in imbecile lingo) player ever. A Brit with a heart of gold and sense of humor that will outlive several generations of football fans worldwide.
At birth they named him Paul Gascoigne, but everyone calls him Gazza.

When asked by a nurse what his nationality was before an operation, Gazza replied: "Church Of England."

by Destouches February 10, 2005

derrida

something or somebody utterly incomprehensible. Also see: deconstruction lacan and shite.

What da fokk is dis fokhead blathering about?
Oh, it's just the usual derrida shtick!
Wait a minute, I've read Heidegger but Heidegger makes full sense compared to this gobbledygook...
I know, but we in the academia are not supposed to tell the truth. LIKE NEVER! ALWAYS ONLY COMPLETE LIES!

by Destouches February 10, 2005

Aunt Jemima

A cover name for the talk show tv host named Oprah.

Hey, you watch 'em Aunt Jemima showz?
Nah, too daft...

by destouches January 10, 2005

loxymoron

Yiddish for "oxymoron" when one is masticating one's morning salmon-flavored bagel.

Despite coming from Joo York City, Jerry woz something of a thick loxymoron.

by destouches December 5, 2004

imbecile

From Latin root meaning feeble-minded of weak and/or insufficient mental capabilities. See example:

Wiggers are such complete frightful imbeciles.
Where do they come from?
From the MTV board of shape shifters...

by destouches December 7, 2004

Immanuel Kant

The famous 18 th century philosopher. To describe his moral philosophy he used this brillant metaphor: "The moral law within and the starry sky above."
Despite massive intelligence, Immanuel Kant had never marriedn and had allegedly remained a virgin until his final hour. He also didn't like pictorial arts and had a pretty dubious taste in music. Instead of the German classical music giants, Kant preferred the municipal brass band playing free, open-air concerts in his native city of Konigsberg (Kaliningrad in Russian).

I BEG YOUR PARDON!!
I'm so sorry. It's not that sort of kant...
What!?
Never mind. Read David Hume instead!

by Destouches February 10, 2005