Destouches's definitions

Ariel Sharon

The actual president of the United States of Amerikwa. Noted for his brutality and boundless arrogance.

But we can't quite start the war against Iran! We had already spent gazillion of dollars bringing the pornocracy to Iraq!
Shut up, you moron! It us, the Jews who own America, so what's you gonna do? Tickle my balls? (LOL)

by Destouches February 10, 2005

loxymoron

Yiddish for "oxymoron" when one is masticating one's morning salmon-flavored bagel.

Despite coming from Joo York City, Jerry woz something of a thick loxymoron.

by destouches December 5, 2004

Pekka

A Finnish male moniker. Used quite liberally at chrisening of the young Fins.

Look, there goes Pekka from Uppsala!
Wow, who's dat blonde super-ass ho wid im?

by destouches December 19, 2004

Aunt Jemima

A cover name for the talk show tv host named Oprah.

Hey, you watch 'em Aunt Jemima showz?
Nah, too daft...

by destouches January 10, 2005

wog

Originally British usage was only meant when describing any dark skinned person either of African or Indo-Asian descent. It was more along the lines of the "negro" and such. THe modern Australian usage differs considerably as to include the Meditteranean races, including the non-European Turkish, Lebanese and Israeli Jews.

Wogs are peculiar to the Land of Oz alone.

by Destouches November 29, 2004

derrida

something or somebody utterly incomprehensible. Also see: deconstruction lacan and shite.

What da fokk is dis fokhead blathering about?
Oh, it's just the usual derrida shtick!
Wait a minute, I've read Heidegger but Heidegger makes full sense compared to this gobbledygook...
I know, but we in the academia are not supposed to tell the truth. LIKE NEVER! ALWAYS ONLY COMPLETE LIES!

by Destouches February 10, 2005

gazza

Nickname for the funniest football (soccer in imbecile lingo) player ever. A Brit with a heart of gold and sense of humor that will outlive several generations of football fans worldwide.
At birth they named him Paul Gascoigne, but everyone calls him Gazza.

When asked by a nurse what his nationality was before an operation, Gazza replied: "Church Of England."

by Destouches February 10, 2005