imasimpforgirlfriend 

the wild imasimpforgirlfriend is a female tiktoker. she does not have many followers (lmao imagine) and she is a lesbian. you will usually spot the wild imasimpforgirlfriend on the couch on by the computer, there is a small chance you could spot her getting exercise. only a few humans have ever spotted that! the imasimpforgirlfriend may get scared easily, so don't go to close to it. the wild imasimpforgirlfriend usually plays games like Friday Night Funkin, Minecraft, Ddlc, Mario Brothers, Animal Crossing, Sims 4, etc. you could also sometimes spot the wild imasimpforgirlfriend watching Camp Camp.

Person 1: why is imasimpforgirlfriend crying in the corner?

Person 2: she just got finished played ddlc again.

Person 1: oh. ok, now I get it.

imasimpforgirlfriend by imasimpforgirlfriend July 3, 2021

imasimpforgirlfriend 

imasimpforgirlfriend is the name of a female tiktok user. this specific tiktoker just so happens to be probably the biggest dumbass on this planet. she is also a lesbian. she plays Friday Night Funkin 24/7 and simps for fictional characters.

Person 1: why is imasimpforgirlfriend crying in a corner?

Person 2: she just got finished playing ddlc again.

Person 1: oh. yeah, that explains it.

imasimpforgirlfriend by imasimpforgirlfriend July 3, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016