ilml
ilml by xxlissa25xx July 8, 2006
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An acronym meaning "I Love My Life" that is becoming rather popular due to the new online sensation "F*** My Life" website.
This acronym is typically used in sarcastic tones when "FML" just doesn't do the trick.
This acronym is typically used in sarcastic tones when "FML" just doesn't do the trick.
Some jerk just ran into my car. ilml.
My parents caught me making out and now they wont let my boyfriend ever come over again. ilml.
My parents caught me making out and now they wont let my boyfriend ever come over again. ilml.
ilml by dorkbrains May 30, 2009
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ILMLT
I love my life today.
Can be used sarcastically or literally depending on your mood, but it is almost always appropriate.
Can be used sarcastically or literally depending on your mood, but it is almost always appropriate.
"I just totaled my car and my girlfriend dumped me. ILMLT."
"I had a great time with my friends tonight. ILMLT."
"I had a great time with my friends tonight. ILMLT."
ILMLT by Inty Carousel October 2, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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