Assorted "wif pictures" compositions, classified wif various single-word descriptions drawn from
da ol' 26, and designed to show:
billustrations: purchased objects in itemized merchandise-invoices.
Brillustrations: vintage trolleys.
cillastrations: either Elvis'
s daughter or other females wif her same first name.
chillustrations: images to help cool/calm you.
dillustrations: herb-identification.
drillustrations: how to use rotary-boring tools.
fillustrations: how to "top off" a container.
frillustrations: lacy clothing and/or other "fancy-schmancy" bee-ess.
gillustrations: how fish extract oxygen from
water.
gorillastrations: frame-stills from
da "Might
Joe Young" film.
grillustrations: how to assemble, repair, and/or cook on
da backyard barbecue.
hillustrations:
da steeply-inclined terrestrial feature dat
da famous "two young Js" climbed to fill their
water-
bucket.
Jillustrations:
da female half of
da above-mentioned H2O-fetching duo.
krillustrations: either small sea creatures or
da infamous insanely-hostile relieved-of-duty Naval commander who did indeed TOTALLY "look like he needed a psychological evaluation".
li'llustrations: da huge fanfold of snapshots dat grandparents always wanna show to everyone.
millustrations: photos/diagrams in a self-tour leaflet to direct visitors around a grain-processing facility or manufacturing plant.
Nillastrations: da fancy-schmancy images dat Nabisco prints on da outside of a junk-
food cookies
box.
Additional examples of alphabetical illustrations include:
nillustrations: an empty picture-album.
Phillustrations:
da fat creepy-eyebrowed unlicensed "doctor" on TV.
Phyllistrations: celebrity-stills of
Ms. Diller.
pillustrations: either a pharmaceuticals-reference
book or a "just say no" guide for youngsters on common street-vended "poppables".
quillustrations: can refer to either images of feather-type writing instruments, drawings made wif said primitive pens, or photos of porcupine-spines.
rillustrations: interesting
water-channeling.
sillustrations: installation-guides for doors or
windows
shillistrations: how to either become a con-artist's accomplice yourself, or spot/identify one in
da crowd.
shrillistrations: how to pitch yer vocal chords to really project and make others in yer vicinity wince.
skillistrations: how experienced/capable you are at certain tasks.
spillistrations:
da opposite of
da above
definition ---
da photos would show how NON-"skillful" you are at cleanly performing simple product-carrying tasks.
stillistrations: stationary images of a moonshining operation, probably photographed by a "revenooer".
swillistrations: how to feed
da hogs.
thrillistrations: how to really
wow your observers.
tillistrations: how to plow
da field.
trillustrations: a much-more-palatable version of seven entries back.
twillistrations: all about denim fabric.
willistrations: intent-related activities or postmortem bequeathment
