Derogatory term for Apple's integrated user interface experience for iPad, iPhone, and iPod Touch (and more loosely Apple computers). Reference is to a mass suicide/murder by a religious group who were given Koolaid laced with poison by their leaders. The implication is using one Apple product leads to acceptance of others.
He can't buy an iPod because he's afraid once he drinks Apple's iKoolaid he'll end up with the whole suite Then all his friends will raze him about all his anti-Apple rants.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.