ikea paradox

when someone you think is gay from first glance but they’re actually straight e.i.: one of those fake people fruits in ikea sets.

but part of you is still in such shock that you still think they have to be gay

dude that girl looks fruity but she’s straight! god dammit the ikea paradox strikes again 😔💔

by floppymommymilkers September 26, 2022