Swedish for "see if you can put this shit together."
OK, we got the boxes to fit in the car and carried them up 4 flights of stairs.. time to IKEA."
by [HD]LG August 13, 2009
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A large furniture store that sells everything in a million pieces.
(open something that unexpectedly needs to be assembled)"Shit! I got Ikea'd"
by ghetto500 July 20, 2003
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IKEA, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of IKEA and watch...
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold
Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing
by Triple J May 01, 2005
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a store.

a furnature store.

a swedish furnature store.

-most things are cheap!

-the hot dogs are 50 cents.

-ice cream is good

-a lot of attractive people

2 bad things about the store:

-everything comes in 3 colors: blue, yellow and green. (sometimes red.)

-you have to put it all together (which can take from 2 minutes to 3 years)
"I am so bored."
"Let's go to IKEA and hang out"
"OK, but I only have 1 dollar"
"that will buy you two hot dogs"
"ok, let's go"
by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009
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A large furniture store that sells affordable Swedish crap.
John: One of the legs from that table I bought at IKEA broke today.
Juan: Meh, it cost only $15, and you got a year out of it.
by Jrayk December 20, 2006
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Something that looks really nice from a distance, but when you get closer, you realize it's actually very cheap.
"That chick looks hot from here, but trust me, she's totally ikea!"
by frankmace July 20, 2005
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