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My name is Ijato
ijato by Michellita December 23, 2018
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Cock And Ball Torture inator 

The Cock And Ball Torture Inator was an invention created by Heinz Doofenshmirtz and was used on his arch nemesis Perry The Platypus
Ah yes Perry The Platypus it’s time to unveil my cock And Ball Torture inator!
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The most sexiest of the females and the modest. Queen of all women master of all men. Goddest of all of the known and unknown. The only one to be respected. The heart of gold and the attitude of wild fire. And the face of diamonds.
Isatou is a beautiful and talented young lady who makes anyone smile and brightens their day . Isatou is a goddess.
Isatou by xxx143xxx January 3, 2016

iatodwatdnagtgruots 

I am the one don't weigh a ton don't need a gun to get respect up on the street.
iatodwatdnagtgruots.
iatodwatdnagtgruots by DaHuo January 17, 2019
Isatous’s are nice people who have a fiery soul and a bewitching personality that pull anyone in. They are very passionate about a wild scale of things. They are also beautiful in and out. Isatou is a great person to know
Isatou is short.
Isatou by Mr. Steal your wifey August 26, 2021
Abbreviation for Ignoring All The Orders, a rebellious theme that can also be used as a positive reinforcement verb and/or adjective in a certain situation/event.
Guy One: Yo bro, I brought this girl over last night for some " Netflix and pizza".
Guy Two: Aye, that's IATO fam

EXAMPLE TWO

Guy One: Yo that girl over there is so IATO

Guy Two: Bro that's the nicest ass I've seen all year, I'd definitely give her a go
IATO by beauty mclover January 7, 2015
Acronym for "It's just a thought." To be added to the end of a suggestion, possibly with sarcasm

parallel to Rich Cronin's IJAF (It's just a fact)
IJAT
1. You could ask Kevin, he might know. IJAT
2. Have you tried unzipping your pants first? IJAT
IJAT by typotastic January 21, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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