ifemena 

Ifemena is a hilarious and awesome person to be around with. She is loyal and never let's her friends down. She is the center of attention and is easy to talk with. She never fails to give you a smile. She tends to eat a lot, but never gets fat due to being being athletic. She is a huge fangirl and loves Netflix, and can be the bestest friend you can ever have.

"Look-its Ifemena back again with her weird jokes!"
Person 1: "Wow she eats a lot. How is she in such good shape?"
Person 2:"shes really athletic!"

ifemena by DrugsForHugsFree November 21, 2018

ifemena 

Ifemena is a fun and amazing person who tends to stick to her friends a lot. She is loyal, funny, and weird. She is a shy person but once you got to know her, she can get really crazy. She is honest, and sticks to her word. Ifemena tends to eat a lot but never gets fat because she is very athletic. She is never a bore to be around, and she is the bestest friend you can ever find out there.

"Who's that? Is she crazy?"
"Oh that's Ifemena! Shes never a bore!"

"Ifemenas so nice! Why do you think shes crazy?"
"Oh, just get to know her and she'll show you a side of her that you'll never forget"

ifemena by DrugsForHugsFree November 21, 2018

iFEMINATE 

A bastardised term, from effeminate (look it up) using the clever naming conventions adopted by Apple (and many many imitators), iFEMINATE can be used to describe in one word the pouty, floppy haired, made up, miserable angst mongers that are the Male Teen Emo (thus after referred to as MTE, or in some circles 'empties').

MTEs (or empties) can generally be found lurking in 'ego boost' post-your-pic groups, or more likely on myspace, posting turd about how shit and miserable their shit and miserable lives are.

In the flesh, when they actually venture outside, they always seem to hang around public buildings such as Libraries, generally miserying the place up with their bandwagon angst.

Once puberty is over, a whopping 80% of iFEMINATES take up normal lives in society, the remaining 20% can be split down roughly into the following brackets:

* 19% commit suicide

* 1% are kicked to death.

Look at that Myspace fag's picture, he is so iFEMINATE.

iFEMINATE by A.Bradders May 24, 2009