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if i was an egg

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This phrase is used by poeple who want to be different, and instead of just saying "oh, you crack me up!" they imply it by saying "oh, if I was an egg i'd be dead by now!"
It can also be used directly after the phrase "you crack me up!"
Becky - cunt nuggets, I just dropped my slut muffin!
Richard - Oh, me, you crack me up! If I was an egg I'd be dead by now!
if i was an egg by Bedeb Aibcad April 20, 2008
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Shitdar

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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026
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Shackteâu

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A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
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Sonion

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Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026
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breatharian 

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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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🤡🫵🏻

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
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